Plum at age 3
Mar 24, 2023 11:50:01 #
A little three-year-old boy Plum was sitting on the toilet.
His mother thought he had been in there too long,
so she went in to see what was up.
She found him sitting on the toilet reading a book,
so she stood at the door quietly and watched.
Every ten seconds or so, he put the book down, gripped the toilet seat with his left hand, and hit himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother finally broke the silence,
“Plum , are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while…”
“I’m fine, Mommy…I just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet.”
“Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes to finish, but, Plum , why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Plum gave her a hopeful smile,
“Works for ketchup.”
His mother thought he had been in there too long,
so she went in to see what was up.
She found him sitting on the toilet reading a book,
so she stood at the door quietly and watched.
Every ten seconds or so, he put the book down, gripped the toilet seat with his left hand, and hit himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother finally broke the silence,
“Plum , are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while…”
“I’m fine, Mommy…I just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet.”
“Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes to finish, but, Plum , why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Plum gave her a hopeful smile,
“Works for ketchup.”
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Mar 24, 2023 12:03:37 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
A little three-year-old boy Plum was sitting on th... (show quote)
🤣🤣🤣🤣LMAO good one Troy 👍🏽🤣🤣
Mar 24, 2023 13:12:52 #
Mar 24, 2023 13:38:52 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
A little three-year-old boy Plum was sitting on th... (show quote)
Thank God squeeze bottles weren't out then.
Mar 24, 2023 19:50:16 #
Plum was very wise at 3 already.
Did it work or just kill brain cells?
Did it work or just kill brain cells?
Mar 24, 2023 20:08:55 #
mistred64 wrote:
Plum was very wise at 3 already.
Did it work or just kill brain cells?
Did it work or just kill brain cells?
You already know. What little brains he did have were pushed out.
Mar 25, 2023 07:17:27 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
troyfrd1 wrote:
A little three-year-old boy Plum was sitting on th... (show quote)
🤣🤣 Only our boy Plum would think of that 🤪👍
Mar 25, 2023 07:30:43 #
Mar 25, 2023 08:20:03 #
Grizzly 17 wrote:
🤣🤣 Only our boy Plum would think of that 🤪👍
You are right. Look at the top part of his head. Flat and bald.
Mar 25, 2023 08:36:04 #
Mar 25, 2023 08:36:37 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
[quote=troyfrd1]You are right. Look at the top part of his head. Flat and bald.[/
This is the Bob I know Troy 👍
This is the Bob I know Troy 👍
Mar 25, 2023 08:44:39 #
[quote=Grizzly 17][quote=troyfrd1]You are right. Look at the top part of his head. Flat and bald.[/
This is the Bob I know Troy 👍[/quote]
Thanks Butch, now folks can see the lies Troy spreads.
This is the Bob I know Troy 👍[/quote]
Thanks Butch, now folks can see the lies Troy spreads.
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