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Mar 17, 2023 13:51:42   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand. Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you."

Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the contractor sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive."

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 153 years old! God himself wants to see you!"

The lawyer is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and found to be worthy, but I was only 41."

"That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your billable hours”

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Mar 17, 2023 15:58:40   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one!

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Mar 18, 2023 10:08:09   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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Mar 18, 2023 21:01:59   #
Rheatown Loc: Greeneville tn
 
Spot on lol lol

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Mar 18, 2023 21:05:10   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand. Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you."

Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the contractor sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive."

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 153 years old! God himself wants to see you!"

The lawyer is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and found to be worthy, but I was only 41."

"That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your billable hours”
A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthd... (show quote)

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Mar 18, 2023 21:08:52   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
That's a gotcha moment.

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