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Mar 18, 2023 14:06:24   #
Americanman28
 
looooong way to go for that punchline! But, I was caught up in the puns all along. Very good.

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Mar 18, 2023 17:52:21   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
Great play on words!

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Mar 18, 2023 21:01:49   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


B F.
I think I heard about this onthe today show.
Tom was quoted as saying.
I like my Yam covered in honey n cinnamon sugar 😋

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Mar 19, 2023 00:10:16   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one common tatter…… good job there BF 🤣🤣👍🏽

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Mar 19, 2023 08:33:29   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


🙂👍🇺🇸

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Mar 19, 2023 11:47:33   #
Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


Good one! Nobody got skinned?

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Mar 19, 2023 14:04:15   #
Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast
 
This story “a peeled” to me!

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Mar 20, 2023 11:35:44   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


At least she didn’t marry Mr. Potato head. Cute story.

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