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Mar 17, 2023 07:40:08   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.

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Mar 17, 2023 07:55:35   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois
 
Good one.
Good morning, sir. Have a great day.

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Mar 17, 2023 08:07:07   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
A WEE bit long winded BF, but worth the time it took to read it. Really cute.

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Mar 17, 2023 08:27:44   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good one BF and a good play on words

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Mar 17, 2023 09:11:16   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


Hahaha common tater 🤣🤣🤣

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Mar 17, 2023 09:13:48   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Very nice!

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Mar 17, 2023 09:19:55   #
Retrieverman390
 
Very good one, thanks

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Mar 17, 2023 09:21:30   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


What a great story to start the day! Love it!

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Mar 17, 2023 10:01:31   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


BF : Loved the beginning "had eyes for each other" and it just got better as you continued along. Nice piece of work. Well Done, Bro.

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Mar 17, 2023 10:27:29   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
Jer wrote:
Good one.
Good morning, sir. Have a great day.

Being Saint Patrick's Day, I should'a mentioned that they were Irish Potatoes.

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Mar 17, 2023 10:39:41   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Being Saint Patrick's Day, I should'a mentioned that they were Irish Potatoes.


Great point.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all. I’m told everyone is Irish ☘️ today.



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Mar 17, 2023 11:55:18   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
That was cute Bf thanks I enjoyed 😉

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Mar 17, 2023 11:55:43   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Jer wrote:
Great point.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all. I’m told everyone is Irish ☘️ today.


Hehehe 👍

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Mar 18, 2023 11:10:16   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


Oh my God!!!! That’s enough TOO much !!!



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Mar 18, 2023 12:01:39   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake, Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (show quote)


Awesome one BF !!👍👍🤣😃😂

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