Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
Good one.
Good morning, sir. Have a great day.
A WEE bit long winded BF, but worth the time it took to read it. Really cute.
Good one BF and a good play on words
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
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Hahaha common tater ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (
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What a great story to start the day! Love it!
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (
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BF : Loved the beginning "had eyes for each other" and it just got better as you continued along. Nice piece of work. Well Done, Bro.
Jer wrote:
Good one.
Good morning, sir. Have a great day.

Being Saint Patrick's Day, I should'a mentioned that they were Irish Potatoes.

Jer
Loc: N. Illinois ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
BadFisherman.11 wrote:

Being Saint Patrick's Day, I should'a mentioned that they were Irish Potatoes.

Great point.
Happy St. Patrickโs Day to all. Iโm told everyone is Irish โ๏ธ today.
CamT
Loc: La Porte, Texas
That was cute Bf thanks I enjoyed ๐
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (
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Oh my God!!!! Thatโs enough TOO much !!!
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Eventually, they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry him because he was just a common tater.
Two adult potatoes had eyes for each other. Event... (
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Awesome one BF !!๐๐๐คฃ๐๐
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