A tap on the shoulder
Mar 16, 2023 11:00:45 #
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. 🚕
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
Mar 16, 2023 11:17:37 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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Hummmmmm yeah I can see the driver problem 🤣🤣🤣
Mar 16, 2023 11:38:02 #
Mar 16, 2023 12:33:07 #
Could be 
Mar 16, 2023 13:54:13 #
Mar 16, 2023 19:02:20 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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BF, you never cease to amaze me. Thank you!
Mar 17, 2023 09:42:42 #
Mar 17, 2023 10:29:38 #
"tee-hee" 
Mar 17, 2023 15:51:24 #
Bobfromfremont
Loc: Fremont Ca
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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I have a cousin who is a pilot. He used to have a job flying corpses when someone died a long way from home. The first time he did that, when he got to altitude, the corps started coughing due to the pressure difference. I told him that would’ve been my last time
Mar 17, 2023 15:53:21 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
Bobfromfremont wrote:
I have a cousin who is a pilot. He used to have a job flying corpses when someone died a long way from home. The first time he did that, when he got to altitude, the corps started coughing due to the pressure difference. I told him that would’ve been my last time
Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine!!
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