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Jan 26, 2023 16:52:43   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fish who could talk.

The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.

Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.

The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it. We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”
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: My grand-ma always said watch out what you wish for because you might just get it. sm24:

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Jan 27, 2023 04:35:55   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
Fish would be so drunk they'd be fighting over who's jumping the worm 🐛

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Jan 27, 2023 06:00:12   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
That's a good one BF!!

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Jan 27, 2023 11:44:01   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
USAF Major wrote:
Guinness now has a 0.5% alcohol content brew. I tell you it is pretty darn good. $8.75 for a 4 pack at the Navy Exchange.


wheres the navy ex

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Jan 27, 2023 11:44:42   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
wheres the navy ex

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Jan 27, 2023 12:10:11   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
smitty wrote:
where's the navy ex

Many Squids have several exes.

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Jan 27, 2023 15:49:36   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fish who could talk.

The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.

Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.

The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it. We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fi... (show quote)


Some people are just never Happy. Good one.

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Jan 27, 2023 18:49:21   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
smitty wrote:
wheres the navy ex


NWS EARLE, Rte 34, Colts Neck, NJ

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Jan 28, 2023 12:08:47   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
USAF Major wrote:
NWS EARLE, Rte 34, Colts Neck, NJ


never got to go there; it was on another guys route. i had leonardo ; not much there

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Jan 28, 2023 12:09:23   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Many Squids have several exes.


u funny bf

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