Fishing and drinking
Jan 25, 2023 09:38:02 #
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fish who could talk.
The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.
Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.
The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it.
We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”
The fish said to the man, “I am a magic fish, if you let me go I will grant you one wish.”
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Okay, I wish all the water in the lake would turn into Guinness Beer.
Poof…! The lake suddenly was filled with Guinness Beer.
The other fisherman immediately became upset at his friend’s wish and scolded him, saying, “Now you've gone and done it.
We’ll have to p*ss in the boat.”Jan 25, 2023 09:45:26 #
Now that is a good one.
I was in Ireland about five years ago and wife and I met a couple from Minneapolis on the tour. He and I hit it off immediately because we both loved Irish music and Guinness beer. We tried our best to drink all the Guinness in Dublin, but fell a few pints short. Those guys from Minneapolis know how to drink and they hold it well.
I was in Ireland about five years ago and wife and I met a couple from Minneapolis on the tour. He and I hit it off immediately because we both loved Irish music and Guinness beer. We tried our best to drink all the Guinness in Dublin, but fell a few pints short. Those guys from Minneapolis know how to drink and they hold it well.
Jan 25, 2023 09:57:19 #
Jan 25, 2023 11:02:30 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
Got a good laugh out of that one BF. Gonna have to be careful what I wish for
Jan 25, 2023 11:02:56 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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Damn funny, as long as it wouldn’t kill the fish in the lake I’m all in.
Jan 25, 2023 11:18:54 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fi... (show quote)
Good one bf11!
What was he using for bait?
Gotta target one of those magic fish 🐟 this season!
Jan 25, 2023 12:47:01 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Two men were fishing in a boat and one caught a fi... (show quote)
Hahaha 👍 an beer makes ya pee lol
Jan 25, 2023 12:49:21 #
Whitey wrote:
Hahaha 👍 an beer makes ya pee lol
Everything is making Mickey pee lately!!!
Jan 25, 2023 14:28:05 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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Too funny Marine😂👍Guinness, Lowenbrau Dark & Heineken was excellent in Europe👍😋
Jan 26, 2023 09:59:26 #
Jan 26, 2023 11:11:29 #
smitty
Loc: maine
used to sell guiness back in the 80s. even went on a chauffered limo pub tour with the brewmaster. he was a hoot.
a few facts; its low in calories, hi in vitamins specially b, bout the same alc content as miller lite [fly] and
dont know if they still do, but used to serve it to patients in hospitals
take your meds!
a few facts; its low in calories, hi in vitamins specially b, bout the same alc content as miller lite [fly] and
dont know if they still do, but used to serve it to patients in hospitals
take your meds!
Jan 26, 2023 11:38:51 #
Jan 26, 2023 14:44:01 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
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Now that’s funny 😆
Jan 26, 2023 15:49:15 #
Steelhead Mickey wrote:
Everything is making Mickey pee lately!!!
Always felt you didn't buy beer just rented it.
Jan 26, 2023 15:52:03 #
Guinness now has a 0.5% alcohol content brew. I tell you it is pretty darn good. $8.75 for a 4 pack at the Navy Exchange.
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