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Bad Joke of the Day, 1/25/23
Jan 25, 2023 06:04:01   #
flyguy Loc: Caledonia, MN. (S.E. MN.)
 
If prisoners could take their own mugshots... they would be called cellies.

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Jan 25, 2023 06:33:56   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Mornin Leo.. That's a goodie!!

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Jan 25, 2023 06:38:10   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Morning Fly and Doug and anyone to follow. Thatโ€™s good for a chuckle this morning Fly

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Jan 25, 2023 06:39:26   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
flyguy wrote:
If prisoners could take their own mugshots... they would be called cellies.


Oh Leo once again you Con me into reading these. Good Morning

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Jan 25, 2023 06:46:15   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
flyguy wrote:
If prisoners could take their own mugshots... they would be called cellies.


Another good one from the ashen caverns of your craven brain. Have a great day there fly.

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Jan 25, 2023 06:47:40   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
flyguy wrote:
If prisoners could take their own mugshots... they would be called cellies.


Gmorn Leo. I'll get my coffee n a Danish n Think on this one awhile ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Jan 25, 2023 07:59:27   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
All right, that one git a snicker.

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Jan 25, 2023 08:00:00   #
Retrieverman390
 
Very good! I like it

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Jan 25, 2023 08:11:07   #
J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio
 
flyguy wrote:
If prisoners could take their own mugshots... they would be called cellies.


๐Ÿ˜‚. You know prisoners already use that term. Cellies are roommates. The guy bunked above or below you.

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Jan 25, 2023 08:17:37   #
flyguy Loc: Caledonia, MN. (S.E. MN.)
 
J in Cleveland wrote:
๐Ÿ˜‚. You know prisoners already use that term. Cellies are roommates. The guy bunked above or below you.


Are you speaking from experience, J?

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Jan 25, 2023 08:33:36   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare County, Ca.
 
flyguy wrote:
If prisoners could take their own mugshots... they would be called cellies.


I would've thought they were called Cell-fies Fly !๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘

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Jan 25, 2023 08:51:39   #
flyguy Loc: Caledonia, MN. (S.E. MN.)
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
I would've thought they were called Cell-fies Fly !๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘


At this time in the morning, Jar, almost anything works.

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Jan 25, 2023 09:01:58   #
J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio
 
flyguy wrote:
Are you speaking from experience, J?


Unfortunately yes. Young J spent a few nights in the gray bar hotel (county jail) for being an IDIOT. Learned my lesson though. Stayed on the right side of the law since then.

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Jan 25, 2023 09:35:56   #
flyguy Loc: Caledonia, MN. (S.E. MN.)
 
J in Cleveland wrote:
Unfortunately yes. Young J spent a few nights in the gray bar hotel (county jail) for being an IDIOT. Learned my lesson though. Stayed on the right side of the law since then.


Good for you, J.

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Jan 25, 2023 13:12:17   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
flyguy wrote:
If prisoners could take their own mugshots... they would be called cellies.


Another inmate took this "cellie-cellfy" of a couple of his bunk-buddies enjoying some "prison toilet wine" mimosas... Orange you glad Mickey shared this?

Prison toilet wine:
Inmates make a prison version of wine by fermenting fruits โ€“ often apples, oranges, and grapes โ€“ and adding sugar and some form of yeast, like a slice of old bread. To hide the mixture from correctional officers at the facility, an inmate would traditionally stash it in the top of the prison toilet, keeping it away from public view.

Prison wine has come to be known by several names, including pruno, buck, and hooch. But they all mean the same thing: a super intense drink thatโ€™s able to make even the biggest drinkers drunk in a few sips. Donโ€™t expect it to taste anything like whatโ€™s in a wine bottle from the local liquor store.

In Minnesota prisons, prisoners are given a six-pack of Miller Lite "Cantennas" upon release...

https://adage.com/creativity/work/miller-lites-cantenna-beer-can-lets-you-stream-nfl-games-free/2280566



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