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Jan 24, 2023 11:21:11   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
“The Years between 50 & 70 are the hardest.  You are always being asked to do things, yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."  T.S. Elliot
 
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."  Ann Landers
 
"The important thing to remember is, I’m probably going to forget."  Unknown
 
“It’s paradoxical the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” Andy Rooney
 
“The older I get, the better I used to be.”  Lee Trevino
 
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me - they’re cramming for their final exam."  George Carlin
 
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, but the knowledge he’s married to a grandmother does."  J. Norman Collie
 
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable."  Oscar Wilde
 
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."  Will Rogers
 
"We must recognize as we grow older, we become like old cars - more & more repairs & replacements are necessary."  C.S. Lewis
 
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."  Jennifer Yane
 
"I’m so old my blood type is discontinued."  Bill Dana
 
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.  Mark Twain
 
“Old people shouldn’t eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.”  Robert Orben

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Jan 24, 2023 11:31:31   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
hacksaw wrote:
“The Years between 50 & 70 are the hardest.  You are always being asked to do things, yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."  T.S. Elliot
 
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."  Ann Landers
 
"The important thing to remember is, I’m probably going to forget."  Unknown
 
“It’s paradoxical the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” Andy Rooney
 
“The older I get, the better I used to be.”  Lee Trevino
 
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me - they’re cramming for their final exam."  George Carlin
 
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, but the knowledge he’s married to a grandmother does."  J. Norman Collie
 
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable."  Oscar Wilde
 
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."  Will Rogers
 
"We must recognize as we grow older, we become like old cars - more & more repairs & replacements are necessary."  C.S. Lewis
 
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."  Jennifer Yane
 
"I’m so old my blood type is discontinued."  Bill Dana
 
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.  Mark Twain
 
“Old people shouldn’t eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.”  Robert Orben

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When I was 50 and even 60 I’d have laughed out loud at all of these, now at 70 I smile broadly and wipe a tear away while recognizing the truth.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jan 24, 2023 11:41:11   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
hacksaw wrote:
“The Years between 50 & 70 are the hardest.  You are always being asked to do things, yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."  T.S. Elliot
 
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."  Ann Landers
 
"The important thing to remember is, I’m probably going to forget."  Unknown
 
“It’s paradoxical the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” Andy Rooney
 
“The older I get, the better I used to be.”  Lee Trevino
 
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me - they’re cramming for their final exam."  George Carlin
 
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, but the knowledge he’s married to a grandmother does."  J. Norman Collie
 
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable."  Oscar Wilde
 
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."  Will Rogers
 
"We must recognize as we grow older, we become like old cars - more & more repairs & replacements are necessary."  C.S. Lewis
 
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."  Jennifer Yane
 
"I’m so old my blood type is discontinued."  Bill Dana
 
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.  Mark Twain
 
“Old people shouldn’t eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.”  Robert Orben

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Some very funny new and classics here.
Blood type discontinued, lol!

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Jan 24, 2023 11:42:18   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
When I was 50 and even 60 I’d have laughed out loud at all of these, now at 70 I smile broadly and wipe a tear away while recognizing the truth.🤣🤣🤣🤣


Oh, man! I didn’t want to make you cry wulffy. Now cmon. Man up! 😂
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Jan 24, 2023 11:44:15   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Those are great Hack!
I say that now, of course…😳

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Jan 24, 2023 11:49:43   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
hacksaw wrote:
Oh, man! I didn’t want to make you cry wulffy. Now cmon. Man up! 😂
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It was either that or pee my pants from laughing my a&& off!!!

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Jan 24, 2023 12:32:44   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
It was either that or pee my pants from laughing my a&& off!!!


I’m glad to know that, I 🤔 think.🤣😆😥
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Jan 24, 2023 12:52:26   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
hacksaw wrote:
I’m glad to know that, I 🤔 think.🤣😆😥
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It just DEPENDS on how ya look at things…..

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Jan 24, 2023 14:49:38   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
I just want to know if you put them on the stage today on purpose Hack

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Jan 24, 2023 20:31:37   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Slimshady wrote:
I just want to know if you put them on the stage today on purpose Hack


That's funny Slim

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Jan 25, 2023 09:39:56   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
Good ones and true

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Jan 25, 2023 09:51:46   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
hacksaw wrote:
“The Years between 50 & 70 are the hardest.  You are always being asked to do things, yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."  T.S. Elliot
 
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."  Ann Landers
 
"The important thing to remember is, I’m probably going to forget."  Unknown
 
“It’s paradoxical the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” Andy Rooney
 
“The older I get, the better I used to be.”  Lee Trevino
 
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me - they’re cramming for their final exam."  George Carlin
 
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, but the knowledge he’s married to a grandmother does."  J. Norman Collie
 
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable."  Oscar Wilde
 
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."  Will Rogers
 
"We must recognize as we grow older, we become like old cars - more & more repairs & replacements are necessary."  C.S. Lewis
 
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."  Jennifer Yane
 
"I’m so old my blood type is discontinued."  Bill Dana
 
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.  Mark Twain
 
“Old people shouldn’t eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.”  Robert Orben

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Truth be told good ones Hack thanks for sharing. 🤪👍🍺🍺🍻

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Jan 25, 2023 12:14:35   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Roscoe Illinois, near Wisconsin border
 
hacksaw wrote:
“The Years between 50 & 70 are the hardest.  You are always being asked to do things, yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."  T.S. Elliot
 
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."  Ann Landers
 
"The important thing to remember is, I’m probably going to forget."  Unknown
 
“It’s paradoxical the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” Andy Rooney
 
“The older I get, the better I used to be.”  Lee Trevino
 
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me - they’re cramming for their final exam."  George Carlin
 
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, but the knowledge he’s married to a grandmother does."  J. Norman Collie
 
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable."  Oscar Wilde
 
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."  Will Rogers
 
"We must recognize as we grow older, we become like old cars - more & more repairs & replacements are necessary."  C.S. Lewis
 
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."  Jennifer Yane
 
"I’m so old my blood type is discontinued."  Bill Dana
 
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.  Mark Twain
 
“Old people shouldn’t eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.”  Robert Orben

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Good ones Hack. I'm starting to resemble most of those

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