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Jan 23, 2023 13:24:33   #
Rayjay425 Loc: Mill Creek, Washington
 
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government.
His dad says you got two things to worry about.
It’s either from the IRS or the draft board.
If it’s from the IRS you don’t have any thing to worry about because you don’t work.
If it’s from the draft board then you got two things to worry about.
It’s saying you are being drafted or you are not.
If you aren’t being drafted, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you are being drafted, then you have two things to worry about.
You will be drafted into the Navy or the Army.
If your drafted into the Navy, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are drafted into the army, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be stationed in the U.S. or overseas.
If your stationed in the U.S., you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are stationed overseas, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to Viet Nam or you’re not.
If you don’t go to Viet Nam, then you don’t have anything to worry about,
If you go to Viet Nam, you have two things to worry about.
You’re going to be in combat or you’re not.
If you’re not going to be in combat, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are in combat, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to see the enemy or you won’t see the,
If you don’t see the enemy, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you see the enemy, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be shot at or you’re not.
If you aren’t shot at then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you’re shot at then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to get wounded or you’re not.
If you aren’t wounded, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are wounded, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to live or you’re going to die.
If you live, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you die, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be cremated or buried,
If you are cremated, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are buried, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to going to rot or you will become vegetation.
If you rot you have nothing to worry about,
If you turn into vegetation, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be grass or a tree,
If you are grass then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a tree then you have two things to worry about.
You will either be a hardwood tree or a softwood tree.
If you are a hardwood tree, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a softwood tree, you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to cut down our you aren.t.
If you aren’t cut down, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your cut down, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be made into lumber or used for pulp.
If your made into lumber, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into pulp, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to made into newspaper or toilet paper.
If you made into newspapers, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into toilet paper, you have two things to worry about.
You either going into the men’s room or you’re going to be put in the women’s room.
If you go into the men’s room then you only have one thing to worry about.
If you go into the women’s room,, then you still have two things to worry about!

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Jan 23, 2023 13:43:07   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Rayjay425 wrote:
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government.
His dad says you got two things to worry about.
It’s either from the IRS or the draft board.
If it’s from the IRS you don’t have any thing to worry about because you don’t work.
If it’s from the draft board then you got two things to worry about.
It’s saying you are being drafted or you are not.
If you aren’t being drafted, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you are being drafted, then you have two things to worry about.
You will be drafted into the Navy or the Army.
If your drafted into the Navy, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are drafted into the army, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be stationed in the U.S. or overseas.
If your stationed in the U.S., you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are stationed overseas, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to Viet Nam or you’re not.
If you don’t go to Viet Nam, then you don’t have anything to worry about,
If you go to Viet Nam, you have two things to worry about.
You’re going to be in combat or you’re not.
If you’re not going to be in combat, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are in combat, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to see the enemy or you won’t see the,
If you don’t see the enemy, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you see the enemy, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be shot at or you’re not.
If you aren’t shot at then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you’re shot at then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to get wounded or you’re not.
If you aren’t wounded, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are wounded, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to live or you’re going to die.
If you live, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you die, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be cremated or buried,
If you are cremated, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are buried, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to going to rot or you will become vegetation.
If you rot you have nothing to worry about,
If you turn into vegetation, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be grass or a tree,
If you are grass then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a tree then you have two things to worry about.
You will either be a hardwood tree or a softwood tree.
If you are a hardwood tree, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a softwood tree, you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to cut down our you aren.t.
If you aren’t cut down, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your cut down, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be made into lumber or used for pulp.
If your made into lumber, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into pulp, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to made into newspaper or toilet paper.
If you made into newspapers, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into toilet paper, you have two things to worry about.
You either going into the men’s room or you’re going to be put in the women’s room.
If you go into the men’s room then you only have one thing to worry about.
If you go into the women’s room,, then you still have two things to worry about!
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government... (show quote)


Good one Rayjay, thanks for the laughs.

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Jan 23, 2023 14:05:45   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one!

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Jan 23, 2023 17:05:30   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Complicated but very true

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Jan 23, 2023 20:37:30   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Rayjay425 wrote:
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government.
His dad says you got two things to worry about.
It’s either from the IRS or the draft board.
If it’s from the IRS you don’t have any thing to worry about because you don’t work.
If it’s from the draft board then you got two things to worry about.
It’s saying you are being drafted or you are not.
If you aren’t being drafted, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you are being drafted, then you have two things to worry about.
You will be drafted into the Navy or the Army.
If your drafted into the Navy, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are drafted into the army, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be stationed in the U.S. or overseas.
If your stationed in the U.S., you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are stationed overseas, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to Viet Nam or you’re not.
If you don’t go to Viet Nam, then you don’t have anything to worry about,
If you go to Viet Nam, you have two things to worry about.
You’re going to be in combat or you’re not.
If you’re not going to be in combat, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are in combat, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to see the enemy or you won’t see the,
If you don’t see the enemy, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you see the enemy, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be shot at or you’re not.
If you aren’t shot at then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you’re shot at then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to get wounded or you’re not.
If you aren’t wounded, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are wounded, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to live or you’re going to die.
If you live, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you die, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be cremated or buried,
If you are cremated, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are buried, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to going to rot or you will become vegetation.
If you rot you have nothing to worry about,
If you turn into vegetation, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be grass or a tree,
If you are grass then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a tree then you have two things to worry about.
You will either be a hardwood tree or a softwood tree.
If you are a hardwood tree, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a softwood tree, you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to cut down our you aren.t.
If you aren’t cut down, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your cut down, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be made into lumber or used for pulp.
If your made into lumber, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into pulp, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to made into newspaper or toilet paper.
If you made into newspapers, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into toilet paper, you have two things to worry about.
You either going into the men’s room or you’re going to be put in the women’s room.
If you go into the men’s room then you only have one thing to worry about.
If you go into the women’s room,, then you still have two things to worry about!
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government... (show quote)


Thanks for the laugh Rayjay.

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Jan 24, 2023 08:06:21   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
Rayjay425 wrote:
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government.
His dad says you got two things to worry about.
It’s either from the IRS or the draft board.
If it’s from the IRS you don’t have any thing to worry about because you don’t work.
If it’s from the draft board then you got two things to worry about.
It’s saying you are being drafted or you are not.
If you aren’t being drafted, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you are being drafted, then you have two things to worry about.
You will be drafted into the Navy or the Army.
If your drafted into the Navy, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are drafted into the army, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be stationed in the U.S. or overseas.
If your stationed in the U.S., you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are stationed overseas, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to Viet Nam or you’re not.
If you don’t go to Viet Nam, then you don’t have anything to worry about,
If you go to Viet Nam, you have two things to worry about.
You’re going to be in combat or you’re not.
If you’re not going to be in combat, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are in combat, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to see the enemy or you won’t see the,
If you don’t see the enemy, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you see the enemy, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be shot at or you’re not.
If you aren’t shot at then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you’re shot at then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to get wounded or you’re not.
If you aren’t wounded, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are wounded, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to live or you’re going to die.
If you live, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you die, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be cremated or buried,
If you are cremated, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are buried, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to going to rot or you will become vegetation.
If you rot you have nothing to worry about,
If you turn into vegetation, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be grass or a tree,
If you are grass then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a tree then you have two things to worry about.
You will either be a hardwood tree or a softwood tree.
If you are a hardwood tree, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a softwood tree, you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to cut down our you aren.t.
If you aren’t cut down, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your cut down, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be made into lumber or used for pulp.
If your made into lumber, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into pulp, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to made into newspaper or toilet paper.
If you made into newspapers, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into toilet paper, you have two things to worry about.
You either going into the men’s room or you’re going to be put in the women’s room.
If you go into the men’s room then you only have one thing to worry about.
If you go into the women’s room,, then you still have two things to worry about!
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government... (show quote)


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Jan 24, 2023 09:34:01   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
Rayjay425 wrote:
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government.
His dad says you got two things to worry about.
It’s either from the IRS or the draft board.
If it’s from the IRS you don’t have any thing to worry about because you don’t work.
If it’s from the draft board then you got two things to worry about.
It’s saying you are being drafted or you are not.
If you aren’t being drafted, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you are being drafted, then you have two things to worry about.
You will be drafted into the Navy or the Army.
If your drafted into the Navy, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are drafted into the army, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be stationed in the U.S. or overseas.
If your stationed in the U.S., you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are stationed overseas, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to Viet Nam or you’re not.
If you don’t go to Viet Nam, then you don’t have anything to worry about,
If you go to Viet Nam, you have two things to worry about.
You’re going to be in combat or you’re not.
If you’re not going to be in combat, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are in combat, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to see the enemy or you won’t see the,
If you don’t see the enemy, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you see the enemy, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be shot at or you’re not.
If you aren’t shot at then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you’re shot at then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to get wounded or you’re not.
If you aren’t wounded, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are wounded, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to live or you’re going to die.
If you live, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you die, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be cremated or buried,
If you are cremated, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are buried, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to going to rot or you will become vegetation.
If you rot you have nothing to worry about,
If you turn into vegetation, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be grass or a tree,
If you are grass then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a tree then you have two things to worry about.
You will either be a hardwood tree or a softwood tree.
If you are a hardwood tree, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a softwood tree, you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to cut down our you aren.t.
If you aren’t cut down, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your cut down, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be made into lumber or used for pulp.
If your made into lumber, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into pulp, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to made into newspaper or toilet paper.
If you made into newspapers, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into toilet paper, you have two things to worry about.
You either going into the men’s room or you’re going to be put in the women’s room.
If you go into the men’s room then you only have one thing to worry about.
If you go into the women’s room,, then you still have two things to worry about!
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government... (show quote)








Good one

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Jan 24, 2023 14:27:42   #
fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado
 
Rayjay425 wrote:
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government.
His dad says you got two things to worry about.
It’s either from the IRS or the draft board.
If it’s from the IRS you don’t have any thing to worry about because you don’t work.
If it’s from the draft board then you got two things to worry about.
It’s saying you are being drafted or you are not.
If you aren’t being drafted, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you are being drafted, then you have two things to worry about.
You will be drafted into the Navy or the Army.
If your drafted into the Navy, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are drafted into the army, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be stationed in the U.S. or overseas.
If your stationed in the U.S., you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are stationed overseas, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to Viet Nam or you’re not.
If you don’t go to Viet Nam, then you don’t have anything to worry about,
If you go to Viet Nam, you have two things to worry about.
You’re going to be in combat or you’re not.
If you’re not going to be in combat, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are in combat, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to see the enemy or you won’t see the,
If you don’t see the enemy, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you see the enemy, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be shot at or you’re not.
If you aren’t shot at then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you’re shot at then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to get wounded or you’re not.
If you aren’t wounded, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are wounded, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to live or you’re going to die.
If you live, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you die, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be cremated or buried,
If you are cremated, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are buried, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to going to rot or you will become vegetation.
If you rot you have nothing to worry about,
If you turn into vegetation, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be grass or a tree,
If you are grass then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a tree then you have two things to worry about.
You will either be a hardwood tree or a softwood tree.
If you are a hardwood tree, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a softwood tree, you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to cut down our you aren.t.
If you aren’t cut down, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your cut down, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be made into lumber or used for pulp.
If your made into lumber, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into pulp, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to made into newspaper or toilet paper.
If you made into newspapers, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into toilet paper, you have two things to worry about.
You either going into the men’s room or you’re going to be put in the women’s room.
If you go into the men’s room then you only have one thing to worry about.
If you go into the women’s room,, then you still have two things to worry about!
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government... (show quote)


Thanks rayjay but that worries me.....lol

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Jan 24, 2023 17:40:10   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL I can't believe I sat here and read all of that

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Jan 25, 2023 16:52:25   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
Rayjay425 wrote:
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government.
His dad says you got two things to worry about.
It’s either from the IRS or the draft board.
If it’s from the IRS you don’t have any thing to worry about because you don’t work.
If it’s from the draft board then you got two things to worry about.
It’s saying you are being drafted or you are not.
If you aren’t being drafted, then you have nothing to worry about.
If you are being drafted, then you have two things to worry about.
You will be drafted into the Navy or the Army.
If your drafted into the Navy, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are drafted into the army, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be stationed in the U.S. or overseas.
If your stationed in the U.S., you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are stationed overseas, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to Viet Nam or you’re not.
If you don’t go to Viet Nam, then you don’t have anything to worry about,
If you go to Viet Nam, you have two things to worry about.
You’re going to be in combat or you’re not.
If you’re not going to be in combat, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are in combat, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to see the enemy or you won’t see the,
If you don’t see the enemy, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you see the enemy, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be shot at or you’re not.
If you aren’t shot at then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you’re shot at then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to get wounded or you’re not.
If you aren’t wounded, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are wounded, then you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to live or you’re going to die.
If you live, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you die, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be cremated or buried,
If you are cremated, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are buried, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to going to rot or you will become vegetation.
If you rot you have nothing to worry about,
If you turn into vegetation, then you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to be grass or a tree,
If you are grass then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a tree then you have two things to worry about.
You will either be a hardwood tree or a softwood tree.
If you are a hardwood tree, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If you are a softwood tree, you have two things to worry about.
You are either going to cut down our you aren.t.
If you aren’t cut down, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your cut down, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to be made into lumber or used for pulp.
If your made into lumber, you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into pulp, you have two things to worry about.
You’re either going to made into newspaper or toilet paper.
If you made into newspapers, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
If your made into toilet paper, you have two things to worry about.
You either going into the men’s room or you’re going to be put in the women’s room.
If you go into the men’s room then you only have one thing to worry about.
If you go into the women’s room,, then you still have two things to worry about!
Back in 1965, Joe got a letter from the government... (show quote)


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