Plum's Triple P diet
Jan 23, 2023 07:17:38 #
A patient hasn’t been feeling well and he goes to the emergency department. After waiting a while, his cellphone rings, and it’s the doctor.
Plum - “Uh hi, Doc. Why are you calling me on my cellphone?”
Doctor - “I have bad news. It seems you’ve had some bad luck. Your tests came back and you have a cross between Ebola, rabies and the plague.”
Plum - “That’s terrible. What are we gon'na to do?”
Doctor - “Well, we’re going to start you on the Triple P diet.”
Plum - “The Triple P diet? What’s that, and will it help?
Doctor - “Triple P stands for pizza, pita bread, and pancakes. Not sure it will help, but while you're in isolation, those are the only foods that we can slip under the door.”
Plum - “Uh hi, Doc. Why are you calling me on my cellphone?”
Doctor - “I have bad news. It seems you’ve had some bad luck. Your tests came back and you have a cross between Ebola, rabies and the plague.”
Plum - “That’s terrible. What are we gon'na to do?”
Doctor - “Well, we’re going to start you on the Triple P diet.”
Plum - “The Triple P diet? What’s that, and will it help?
Doctor - “Triple P stands for pizza, pita bread, and pancakes. Not sure it will help, but while you're in isolation, those are the only foods that we can slip under the door.”
Jan 23, 2023 08:36:56 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A patient hasn’t been feeling well and he goes to ... (show quote)
Hehe Can I get a couple small things of syrup and Bacon to go with the pancakes 😁
Jan 23, 2023 09:05:20 #
Jan 23, 2023 09:48:30 #
Whitey wrote:
Hehe Can I get a couple small things of syrup and Bacon to go with the pancakes 😁
Anything helps Plum do without solid foods.
Jan 23, 2023 11:47:17 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Anything helps Plum do without solid foods.
Hahaha 👍
Jan 23, 2023 12:11:53 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A patient hasn’t been feeling well and he goes to ... (show quote)
YIKES 😱🤣🤣🤣 poor Plum he must’ve got that from his buddy Troy being lock up in his outback shed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 23, 2023 12:25:22 #
DC
Loc: Washington state
when my Dr. told me I should try the Mediterranean diet I said I'd give it a try using the 3 p's of the Mediterranean diet. Pizza, Posta, and Pastry. he. said that was a different part of the Mediterranean than he was talking about
Jan 24, 2023 08:03:41 #
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