Gecko Romance
Nov 27, 2022 18:30:04 #
(The following story is X-rated. Please do not read if you are a minor, or sensitive to explicit descriptions of lizard sexual behavior)
One day I came home, parked my car, and when I entered the patio of our townhouse in Houston, I happened to see this pair of geckos on the brick wall that was part of our home. At first, I did not think much about seeing them because they are quite common and are residents of our patio and in front of our townhouse. Nothing particularly surprising in seeing one or more any day or any place.
However, this was all quite unusual because for once I seem to be able to hear their conversation quite clearly. This is amazing because I have serious hearing loss and ordinarily cannot hear thunder! This conversation went something like this. Now, mind you, I could have been mistaken because it could have just been the wind rattling some leaves on a tree close by.
Gecko conversation: Ms. Gecko, is it my eyes, or am I seeing that you are not pregnant? Are you not aware of the general mandate # 2 that states all female Geckos are to do their sworn duty and always remain pregnant?
Ms. Gecko: Yes, I am an educated female and can read perfectly well, I will have you know.
Mr. Gecko: Well, in that case, may I be of service?
Ms. Gecko: By all means, I thought you would never ask, all talk and, well you know that phrase!
Immediately Mr. Gecko runs up, grabs Ms. Gecko by her hips, throws her tail over his right hip, and inserts his very small pink tool. This lasts for maybe 30 seconds to 1 minute. After that, both geckos walk off as if nothing had happened.
I guessed that mandate # 2 was caused by the population explosion of mosquitos, bugs, or flies that are common at times in Houston. I have seen many geckos around our place but never heard any more conversations such as what I have posted here.
Now, I have been fishing in Mexico and once even at a motel in McAllen, and happened to see something moving on the ceiling. Upon careful observation the thing moving was a lizard about a foot long. Well, I don’t know what you might think, but I was comforted that this lizard was on patrol after insects, mosquitos, and such, and went back to sleep. Just Sayin…RJS
One day I came home, parked my car, and when I entered the patio of our townhouse in Houston, I happened to see this pair of geckos on the brick wall that was part of our home. At first, I did not think much about seeing them because they are quite common and are residents of our patio and in front of our townhouse. Nothing particularly surprising in seeing one or more any day or any place.
However, this was all quite unusual because for once I seem to be able to hear their conversation quite clearly. This is amazing because I have serious hearing loss and ordinarily cannot hear thunder! This conversation went something like this. Now, mind you, I could have been mistaken because it could have just been the wind rattling some leaves on a tree close by.
Gecko conversation: Ms. Gecko, is it my eyes, or am I seeing that you are not pregnant? Are you not aware of the general mandate # 2 that states all female Geckos are to do their sworn duty and always remain pregnant?
Ms. Gecko: Yes, I am an educated female and can read perfectly well, I will have you know.
Mr. Gecko: Well, in that case, may I be of service?
Ms. Gecko: By all means, I thought you would never ask, all talk and, well you know that phrase!
Immediately Mr. Gecko runs up, grabs Ms. Gecko by her hips, throws her tail over his right hip, and inserts his very small pink tool. This lasts for maybe 30 seconds to 1 minute. After that, both geckos walk off as if nothing had happened.
I guessed that mandate # 2 was caused by the population explosion of mosquitos, bugs, or flies that are common at times in Houston. I have seen many geckos around our place but never heard any more conversations such as what I have posted here.
Now, I have been fishing in Mexico and once even at a motel in McAllen, and happened to see something moving on the ceiling. Upon careful observation the thing moving was a lizard about a foot long. Well, I don’t know what you might think, but I was comforted that this lizard was on patrol after insects, mosquitos, and such, and went back to sleep. Just Sayin…RJS
Nov 27, 2022 18:46:19 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
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You definitely got me laughing my ares off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m asking What was you drinking there !!Tequilla 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nov 27, 2022 18:58:14 #
BillyCrap2: Well, son, I saw this happen. It is all true except for the conversations. No, I have nothing against a frozen margarita, but seldom indulge. I am on so many different meds it might be dangerous.
I am glad you liked it. I haven't used many added conversations in my stories, so this is a first. Just Sayin..RJS
I am glad you liked it. I haven't used many added conversations in my stories, so this is a first. Just Sayin..RJS
Nov 27, 2022 21:05:52 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
Robert J Samples wrote:
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Great story Robert. That conversation sounds like a story some fellow might use on a gal in a bar. Thanks again RJS.
Nov 27, 2022 21:15:16 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
BillyCrap2: Well, son, I saw this happen. It is all true except for the conversations. No, I have nothing against a frozen margarita, but seldom indulge. I am on so many different meds it might be dangerous.
I am glad you liked it. I haven't used many added conversations in my stories, so this is a first. Just Sayin..RJS
I am glad you liked it. I haven't used many added conversations in my stories, so this is a first. Just Sayin..RJS
👍🏽👍🏽Yep 👍🏽 just keep them coming 🤣🤣🍺🍺
Nov 27, 2022 21:49:46 #
Nov 30, 2022 19:33:00 #
Mauwehu
Loc: Norwalk Ct
Like it! So you’re insinuating that the large lizard on the ceiling had his eyes on you?
I Think he knows an old buzzard when he sees one?
I Think he knows an old buzzard when he sees one?
Nov 30, 2022 19:46:44 #
Well, I think it was a small iguana. They are harmless, so each of us went our separate ways. Just Sayin...RJS
Dec 1, 2022 23:00:04 #
Mauwehu wrote:
Like it! So you’re insinuating that the large lizard on the ceiling had his eyes on you?
I Think he knows an old buzzard when he sees one?
I Think he knows an old buzzard when he sees one?
Well, even if it had been a female, it did not interest me. Just Sayin..RJS
Dec 1, 2022 23:46:01 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, even if it had been a female, it did not interest me. Just Sayin..RJS
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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