hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Adam and Eve said, ‘Lord, when we were in the garden, You walked with us every day. Now we do not see You any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much You love us.’


And God said, ‘I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.’


And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.


And it was a good animal and God was pleased.


And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.


And Adam said, ‘Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.’


And God said, ‘I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.’


And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.


And they were comforted.


And God was pleased.


And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, ‘Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with p***e. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.’


And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.’


And God created “CAT” to be a companion to Adam and Eve.


And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.


And Adam and Eve learned humility.


And they were greatly improved.


And God was pleased.


And Dog was happy.


And the Cat . . .


Could give crap less one way or the other.
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Mongoose Loc: Modesto,Ca

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

That about covers it Hack!

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Absolutely true Hack. We have 2 cats, Chewbacca, and Edgar Winter. They don't give a crap either. Thanks for the laughs brother.

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

This is right on the mark.
Cats can learn 140 commands, but they don’t want to 🧐
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audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD

Good old one. LOL

J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio

Really good one Hacksaw! And so true!!!

Tight lines
J

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

One of my favorites

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Well, see there! You already have a very suitable replacement for me when I am gone! Just Sayin...RJS

J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio

No replacing you sir your one of a kind.👍🏻

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

OJ, Now I know why I like dogs best.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Love those names Fred. You’re welcome Brother.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Like the scientific data on cats Jer. All of those brains, down the tube.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks audi.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks so much J. Really glad you liked it.😁
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦