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Nov 11, 2022 17:20:19   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.πŸ€”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton


"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards


"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris


"What difference does it make?" (re: B******i)
~Hillary Clinton


"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore


"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama


"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)


"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)


"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid


"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson


"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden


"Having an a******n is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren


"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)


"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)


"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)


"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders



And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":

"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in it”.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)

As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."



Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:

{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-s**ts has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}





AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:


"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017



"You need to v**e for the Democrats, otherwise the i*****l a***ns will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019

"And So It Goes!"

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Nov 11, 2022 17:25:24   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
hacksaw wrote:
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.πŸ€”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton


"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards


"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris


"What difference does it make?" (re: B******i)
~Hillary Clinton


"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore


"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama


"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)


"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)


"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid


"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson


"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden


"Having an a******n is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren


"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)


"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)


"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)


"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders



And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":

"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in it”.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)

As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."



Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:

{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-s**ts has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}





AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:


"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017



"You need to v**e for the Democrats, otherwise the i*****l a***ns will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019

"And So It Goes!"
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.?... (show quote)

God help us,
These are the same people who think you can hold a turd by the clean end

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Nov 11, 2022 17:59:30   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
hacksaw wrote:
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.πŸ€”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton


"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards


"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris


"What difference does it make?" (re: B******i)
~Hillary Clinton


"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore


"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama


"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)


"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)


"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid


"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson


"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden


"Having an a******n is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren


"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)


"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)


"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)


"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders



And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":

"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in it”.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)

As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."



Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:

{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-s**ts has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}





AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:


"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017



"You need to v**e for the Democrats, otherwise the i*****l a***ns will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019

"And So It Goes!"
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.?... (show quote)


Offshore drilling. You gotta love it. Two thumbs up for Senator Rayburn. πŸ‘πŸ‘

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Nov 11, 2022 18:03:54   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
hacksaw wrote:
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.πŸ€”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton


"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards


"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris


"What difference does it make?" (re: B******i)
~Hillary Clinton


"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore


"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama


"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)


"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)


"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid


"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson


"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden


"Having an a******n is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren


"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)


"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)


"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)


"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders



And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":

"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in it”.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)

As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."



Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:

{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-s**ts has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}





AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:


"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017



"You need to v**e for the Democrats, otherwise the i*****l a***ns will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019

"And So It Goes!"
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.?... (show quote)


You forgot the dumbest one of all


" F**e News "

Guess who!

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Nov 11, 2022 18:04:09   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
hacksaw wrote:
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.πŸ€”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton


"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards


"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris


"What difference does it make?" (re: B******i)
~Hillary Clinton


"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore


"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama


"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)


"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)


"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid


"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson


"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden


"Having an a******n is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren


"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)


"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)


"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)


"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders



And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":

"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in it”.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)

As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."



Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:

{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-s**ts has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}





AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:


"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017



"You need to v**e for the Democrats, otherwise the i*****l a***ns will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019

"And So It Goes!"
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.?... (show quote)


They all sound like just reasons for euthanasia.

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Nov 11, 2022 18:16:15   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Offshore drilling. You gotta love it. Two thumbs up for Senator Rayburn. πŸ‘πŸ‘


Now that was hilarious Four. Leave it up to a Texan.πŸ˜‚
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Nov 11, 2022 18:17:01   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
They all sound like just reasons for euthanasia.


Couldn’t have put it any better Fred.
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Nov 11, 2022 18:18:28   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Jeremy wrote:
You forgot the dumbest one of all


" F**e News "

Guess who!


Not, not... Trump!
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Nov 11, 2022 18:37:43   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
Jeremy wrote:
You forgot the dumbest one of all


" F**e News "

Guess who!


aw yes first used in recent times by Barack Obama in 2014

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Nov 11, 2022 19:00:18   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
DC wrote:
aw yes first used in recent times by Barack Obama in 2014



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Nov 11, 2022 19:30:15   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
CamT wrote:
God help us,
These are the same people who think you can hold a turd by the clean end


Oh Lord Cam, everyone knows which end is clean, duh!πŸ˜„πŸ’©
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Nov 11, 2022 19:32:09   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
DC wrote:
aw yes first used in recent times by Barack Obama in 2014


Hmmm, I didn’t know that. Thanks DC. :
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Nov 11, 2022 19:35:47   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
hacksaw wrote:
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.πŸ€”
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton


"Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards


"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris


"What difference does it make?" (re: B******i)
~Hillary Clinton


"I invented the Internet."
~ Al Gore


"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama


"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)


"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)


"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid


"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson


"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden


"Having an a******n is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren


"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the, Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)


"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)


"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)


"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders



And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":

"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in it”.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)

As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."



Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:

{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-s**ts has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}





AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:


"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017



"You need to v**e for the Democrats, otherwise the i*****l a***ns will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019

"And So It Goes!"
None of these quotes are mine. I’m not that dumb.?... (show quote)

Reply
Nov 11, 2022 19:37:40   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Thanks for sharing, sharing.

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Nov 11, 2022 19:41:11   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
Thanks for sharing, sharing.


You’re welcome, welcome Mr.fly.
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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