The sex Doctor
Jun 27, 2022 22:18:57 #
A couple in their late 60's showed up at the office of a sex therapist. When called from the waiting room, they went in together.
"How can I help you?" asked the Doctor.
"We'd like you to watch us have sex" replied the old man.
That seemed kind of unusual, but the Doctor consented and the couple stripped down and 'did it' on the examining table.
While they were getting dressed, he told them that he didn't see any problems. Their technique had no faults and most importantly, they both seemed to truly love each other and enjoy the sex a lot.
They paid their bill and left, but a week later they were back with the same request. Again, the Doctor watched them have sex and then told them that everything seemed fine and that they didn't need him for anything. Again, they paid their bill and left. And yet again, they were back a week later with the same request.
After they finished and got down from the examining table, the Doctor said "I'm puzzled. There's nothing wrong with the way that you're doing anything and you both seem to have a wonderful time and finish up fully satisfied and fulfilled. Why do you keep coming back with this same request, what are we trying to discover or improve?"
"Nothing at all" replied the gentleman. "You see, we're both married but not to each other. The Holiday Inn charges $140 and the Best Western is $135. We're both living off of our social security and we can't afford that. You only charge $65.00, and Medicare picks up $52 of that!"
"How can I help you?" asked the Doctor.
"We'd like you to watch us have sex" replied the old man.
That seemed kind of unusual, but the Doctor consented and the couple stripped down and 'did it' on the examining table.
While they were getting dressed, he told them that he didn't see any problems. Their technique had no faults and most importantly, they both seemed to truly love each other and enjoy the sex a lot.
They paid their bill and left, but a week later they were back with the same request. Again, the Doctor watched them have sex and then told them that everything seemed fine and that they didn't need him for anything. Again, they paid their bill and left. And yet again, they were back a week later with the same request.
After they finished and got down from the examining table, the Doctor said "I'm puzzled. There's nothing wrong with the way that you're doing anything and you both seem to have a wonderful time and finish up fully satisfied and fulfilled. Why do you keep coming back with this same request, what are we trying to discover or improve?"
"Nothing at all" replied the gentleman. "You see, we're both married but not to each other. The Holiday Inn charges $140 and the Best Western is $135. We're both living off of our social security and we can't afford that. You only charge $65.00, and Medicare picks up $52 of that!"
Jun 27, 2022 22:30:53 #
Jun 27, 2022 23:02:38 #
Barnacles wrote:
A couple in their late 60's showed up at the offic... (show quote)
Hahahaha that got me laughing 😃 😀
Jun 27, 2022 23:08:44 #
Barnacles wrote:
A couple in their late 60's showed up at the offic... (show quote)
Holy cow now that’s some old age wisdom.
Jun 27, 2022 23:09:47 #
Barnacles wrote:
A couple in their late 60's showed up at the offic... (show quote)
They should look into Medicare Part C. It may cover the rest. 👍😁
Jun 28, 2022 02:26:14 #
I have Tri-Care for Life since I'm retired military. It picks up wh**ever Medi Care doesn't. Costs me nada.
Jun 28, 2022 06:37:06 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
I have Tri-Care for Life since I'm retired military. It picks up wh**ever Medi Care doesn't. Costs me nada.
So what are you waiting for, Spirit?
Jun 28, 2022 06:41:49 #
Jun 28, 2022 10:22:49 #
OJdidit wrote:
Definitely a new way to “screw” the system 😂
Got that right OJ. Take advantage of it!
Jun 28, 2022 12:43:48 #
flyguy wrote:
So what are you waiting for, Spirit?
Who says I'm waiting for anything?
Jun 29, 2022 23:04:11 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
I have Tri-Care for Life since I'm retired military. It picks up wh**ever Medi Care doesn't. Costs me nada.
If you retired from the Military you paid PLENTY. Thank You.
Jun 30, 2022 13:06:33 #
I've posted this before:
Veterans day should be a paid holiday - but only for veterans!
Veterans day should be a paid holiday - but only for veterans!
Jul 1, 2022 22:45:27 #
Barnacles wrote:
I've posted this before:
Veterans day should be a paid holiday - but only for veterans!
Veterans day should be a paid holiday - but only for veterans!
That would be a nice gesture, but don't hold your breath.
Jul 2, 2022 06:35:54 #
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