Doctor Wang was a sex therapist and had a session with a husband and wife but the way he likes to go about his therapist visits is bring one partner in at a time so there's no arguing back and forth he talks to the husband and he will talk to the wife separately.
First at 9:00 a.m. the husband comes in and he tells him to have a seat and tell me what the problem is? He says, Dr Wang I just no longer have an appetite for sex with my wife and when we get the fooling around I just can't get turned on by her, I mean I love her but I'm just not attracted to her anymore. Dr Wang says oh I see and can you give me more detail because I just don't know but I really want to save the marriage it was okay now you go out in they waiting room and I call your wife in now okay?
The wife comes in and Dr Wang says please take off all of your clothes? But but Dr. Wang how is that going to help me and my husband's sex life. Please go remove your clothes?!
She stepped behind the curtain and removed all her clothes and he said, come to me please?!
Hmmm walk towards me? Turn around and walk to the door? She does it..ok say's Dr. Wang., Now on your knees?
Now crawl towards to door π€ and now towards me ok that's good enough.
He buzzed the receptionist send in the husband please? The husband asked, what have you discovered Doctor?!! Your wife has Exactly Disease, the wife said, Exactly Disease?!! Yes your face look exactly like your ass! π€£
dbed wrote:
That is plain awful
Man, you've been here for over a year. Don't you understand the function of the Attic ? Please use a little discretion. We have fun here, but try not to be offensive. Would you tell this joke in front of your Mom or a daughter? Maybe you'll acknowledge this and say you would, I don't know. But please be advised, we are are a diverse group here, consisting of individuals from all strata of society and more than one gender. Surely you can see how one could be offended by this sort of " humor "!
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Passingbye wrote:
Doctor Wang was a sex therapist and had a session with a husband and wife but the way he likes to go about his therapist visits is bring one partner in at a time so there's no arguing back and forth he talks to the husband and he will talk to the wife separately.
First at 9:00 a.m. the husband comes in and he tells him to have a seat and tell me what the problem is? He says, Dr Wang I just no longer have an appetite for sex with my wife and when we get the fooling around I just can't get turned on by her, I mean I love her but I'm just not attracted to her anymore. Dr Wang says oh I see and can you give me more detail because I just don't know but I really want to save the marriage it was okay now you go out in they waiting room and I call your wife in now okay?
The wife comes in and Dr Wang says please take off all of your clothes? But but Dr. Wang how is that going to help me and my husband's sex life. Please go remove your clothes?!
She stepped behind the curtain and removed all her clothes and he said, come to me please?!
Hmmm walk towards me? Turn around and walk to the door? She does it..ok say's Dr. Wang., Now on your knees?
Now crawl towards to door π€ and now towards me ok that's good enough.
He buzzed the receptionist send in the husband please? The husband asked, what have you discovered Doctor?!! Your wife has Exactly Disease, the wife said, Exactly Disease?!! Yes your face look exactly like your ass! π€£
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nutz4fish wrote:
Man, you've been here for over a year. Don't you understand the function of the Attic ? Please use a little discretion. We have fun here, but try not to be offensive. Would you tell this joke in front of your Mom or a daughter? Maybe you'll acknowledge this and say you would, I don't know. But please be advised, we are are a diverse group here, consisting of individuals from all strata of society and more than one gender. Surely you can see how one could be offended by this sort of " humor "!
Man, you've been here for over a year. Don't you ... (
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No different than hind lick maneuver
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