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The biker's grandma
Jun 27, 2022 13:23:38   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who's already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink.

The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their table, and leans over it.

Looking the biggest of the three men in the eye, the drunk man says: "I went by your grandma's house and saw her completely naked in the hallway. Man she's fine!"

The biker looks at the drunk man and doesn't say anything. His buddies look confused because people have had their faces kicked in for saying less than that to him in the past.

Leaning against the table once more, the drunk man says: "I got it on with your grandma too. She's the best I ever had!"

Still no response is received from the biker however, his buddies are now starting to get angry.

The drunk man continues: "I'll tell you something else too... your grandma loved it!"

At long last, the biker stands up and says: "Dam'mit grandpa, you're drunk! Just go home!"

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Jun 27, 2022 13:30:48   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who's already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink.

The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their table, and leans over it.

Looking the biggest of the three men in the eye, the drunk man says: "I went by your grandma's house and saw her completely naked in the hallway. Man she's fine!"

The biker looks at the drunk man and doesn't say anything. His buddies look confused because people have had their faces kicked in for saying less than that to him in the past.

Leaning against the table once more, the drunk man says: "I got it on with your grandma too. She's the best I ever had!"

Still no response is received from the biker however, his buddies are now starting to get angry.

The drunk man continues: "I'll tell you something else too... your grandma loved it!"

At long last, the biker stands up and says: "Dam'mit grandpa, you're drunk! Just go home!"
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, w... (show quote)

🀣🀣🀣🀣good one πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ½

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Jun 27, 2022 13:48:18   #
Seegundo Loc: Lake s minole Georgia
 
Good one reminds me of the rich man who wanted to belittle the farmer. He saw a old Farmer plowing his corn with a mule. So he pulled over to the side of the hard road and walked over to the fence. When the farmer came to the end of the row he turned the mule around in his harness and stopped. He walked up to the rich man who was driving the Cadillac.
Sir can I help you are you list.
The rich man replied " that's mighty yellow corn you got there.
The farmer replied" Yes it's field corn for sale and to feed my animals. My white silver queen is down by the house. Now how many I help you?"
Rich man says "That's a mighty skinny mule you got there."
Farmer says "A fat mule won't plow. You got to keep them hungry so they will work for their supper. Can I help you?"
Rich man says " You got a whole lot of holes in your overalls"
Farmer says "My Sunday go to meeting overalls are in the line at the house."
Rich man says to the farmer" "There isn't much difference between you and a fool."
To which the farmer replied "Just a fence."

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Jun 27, 2022 13:55:28   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who's already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink.

The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their table, and leans over it.

Looking the biggest of the three men in the eye, the drunk man says: "I went by your grandma's house and saw her completely naked in the hallway. Man she's fine!"

The biker looks at the drunk man and doesn't say anything. His buddies look confused because people have had their faces kicked in for saying less than that to him in the past.

Leaning against the table once more, the drunk man says: "I got it on with your grandma too. She's the best I ever had!"

Still no response is received from the biker however, his buddies are now starting to get angry.

The drunk man continues: "I'll tell you something else too... your grandma loved it!"

At long last, the biker stands up and says: "Dam'mit grandpa, you're drunk! Just go home!"
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, w... (show quote)



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Jun 27, 2022 14:20:10   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
Seegundo wrote:
Good one reminds me of the rich man who wanted to belittle the farmer. He saw a old Farmer plowing his corn with a mule. So he pulled over to the side of the hard road and walked over to the fence. When the farmer came to the end of the row he turned the mule around in his harness and stopped. He walked up to the rich man who was driving the Cadillac.
Sir can I help you are you list.
The rich man replied " that's mighty yellow corn you got there.
The farmer replied" Yes it's field corn for sale and to feed my animals. My white silver queen is down by the house. Now how many I help you?"
Rich man says "That's a mighty skinny mule you got there."
Farmer says "A fat mule won't plow. You got to keep them hungry so they will work for their supper. Can I help you?"
Rich man says " You got a whole lot of holes in your overalls"
Farmer says "My Sunday go to meeting overalls are in the line at the house."
Rich man says to the farmer" "There isn't much difference between you and a fool."
To which the farmer replied "Just a fence."
Good one reminds me of the rich man who wanted to ... (show quote)

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ½

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Jun 27, 2022 16:39:44   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who's already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink.

The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their table, and leans over it.

Looking the biggest of the three men in the eye, the drunk man says: "I went by your grandma's house and saw her completely naked in the hallway. Man she's fine!"

The biker looks at the drunk man and doesn't say anything. His buddies look confused because people have had their faces kicked in for saying less than that to him in the past.

Leaning against the table once more, the drunk man says: "I got it on with your grandma too. She's the best I ever had!"

Still no response is received from the biker however, his buddies are now starting to get angry.

The drunk man continues: "I'll tell you something else too... your grandma loved it!"

At long last, the biker stands up and says: "Dam'mit grandpa, you're drunk! Just go home!"
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, w... (show quote)


Haha good one BF πŸ‘

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Jun 27, 2022 16:43:50   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Seegundo wrote:
Good one reminds me of the rich man who wanted to belittle the farmer. He saw a old Farmer plowing his corn with a mule. So he pulled over to the side of the hard road and walked over to the fence. When the farmer came to the end of the row he turned the mule around in his harness and stopped. He walked up to the rich man who was driving the Cadillac.
Sir can I help you are you list.
The rich man replied " that's mighty yellow corn you got there.
The farmer replied" Yes it's field corn for sale and to feed my animals. My white silver queen is down by the house. Now how many I help you?"
Rich man says "That's a mighty skinny mule you got there."
Farmer says "A fat mule won't plow. You got to keep them hungry so they will work for their supper. Can I help you?"
Rich man says " You got a whole lot of holes in your overalls"
Farmer says "My Sunday go to meeting overalls are in the line at the house."
Rich man says to the farmer" "There isn't much difference between you and a fool."
To which the farmer replied "Just a fence."
Good one reminds me of the rich man who wanted to ... (show quote)


Grandpa Fence

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Jun 28, 2022 10:12:24   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who's already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink.

The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their table, and leans over it.

Looking the biggest of the three men in the eye, the drunk man says: "I went by your grandma's house and saw her completely naked in the hallway. Man she's fine!"

The biker looks at the drunk man and doesn't say anything. His buddies look confused because people have had their faces kicked in for saying less than that to him in the past.

Leaning against the table once more, the drunk man says: "I got it on with your grandma too. She's the best I ever had!"

Still no response is received from the biker however, his buddies are now starting to get angry.

The drunk man continues: "I'll tell you something else too... your grandma loved it!"

At long last, the biker stands up and says: "Dam'mit grandpa, you're drunk! Just go home!"
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, w... (show quote)


Oldie but goodie!!

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Jun 28, 2022 15:27:48   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
Fools rush in. A good one.

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Jun 28, 2022 18:07:39   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who's already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink.

The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their table, and leans over it.

Looking the biggest of the three men in the eye, the drunk man says: "I went by your grandma's house and saw her completely naked in the hallway. Man she's fine!"

The biker looks at the drunk man and doesn't say anything. His buddies look confused because people have had their faces kicked in for saying less than that to him in the past.

Leaning against the table once more, the drunk man says: "I got it on with your grandma too. She's the best I ever had!"

Still no response is received from the biker however, his buddies are now starting to get angry.

The drunk man continues: "I'll tell you something else too... your grandma loved it!"

At long last, the biker stands up and says: "Dam'mit grandpa, you're drunk! Just go home!"
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, w... (show quote)


Good one there! I sure didn’t see it coming.

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Jun 28, 2022 20:28:06   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Four stars

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Jun 29, 2022 12:16:22   #
harleypiker Loc: WA
 
A Texas cowboy decided to take his first world trip. He choose Israel. The tour bus took them around the countryside one day and pulled alongside a little Jewish farmer in his field. The cowboy asked the bus driver to stop. The cowboy started chatting with the farmer asking him how big his "spread" was. The farmer described it as starting at the boulder on the hill, down to the creek, over to the sycamore tree, and back to the barn. The cowboy pushed out his chest and said "well, I have a farm also and, you know, I can drive all day and not get around it." The little Jewish farmer replied sympathetically, "Yeh, I once had a pickup like that also"!

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Jun 29, 2022 13:52:50   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who's already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink.

The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their table, and leans over it.

Looking the biggest of the three men in the eye, the drunk man says: "I went by your grandma's house and saw her completely naked in the hallway. Man she's fine!"

The biker looks at the drunk man and doesn't say anything. His buddies look confused because people have had their faces kicked in for saying less than that to him in the past.

Leaning against the table once more, the drunk man says: "I got it on with your grandma too. She's the best I ever had!"

Still no response is received from the biker however, his buddies are now starting to get angry.

The drunk man continues: "I'll tell you something else too... your grandma loved it!"

At long last, the biker stands up and says: "Dam'mit grandpa, you're drunk! Just go home!"
Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, w... (show quote)


I guess no one is going to tell the Old Joe don't go for none of that either joke? Bad old grandpa!

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