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Jun 27, 2022 05:43:30   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died,
and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look,
came to apply for the position.
The director wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass of wine to taste.

The old Chief tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."
"That's correct," said the boss. "Another glass please."

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Absolutely correct. A third glass."

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The old Navy Chief tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."

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Jun 27, 2022 05:49:35   #
sytheteacher Loc: Brooklyn N.Y.
 
Excellent..

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Jun 27, 2022 05:56:37   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
OJdidit wrote:
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died,
and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look,
came to apply for the position.
The director wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass of wine to taste.

The old Chief tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."
"That's correct," said the boss. "Another glass please."

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Absolutely correct. A third glass."

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The old Navy Chief tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster ... (show quote)

Damn funny OJ!

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Jun 27, 2022 06:19:07   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
👍👍

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Jun 27, 2022 06:42:03   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good one OJ

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Jun 27, 2022 09:05:57   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Good one

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Jun 27, 2022 09:13:23   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
OJdidit wrote:
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died,
and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look,
came to apply for the position.
The director wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass of wine to taste.

The old Chief tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."
"That's correct," said the boss. "Another glass please."

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Absolutely correct. A third glass."

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The old Navy Chief tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster ... (show quote)


After I decked the blonde girl! Good one OJdidit!

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Jun 27, 2022 10:15:22   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
OJdidit wrote:
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died,
and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look,
came to apply for the position.
The director wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass of wine to taste.

The old Chief tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."
"That's correct," said the boss. "Another glass please."

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Absolutely correct. A third glass."

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The old Navy Chief tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster ... (show quote)


The old naval chief is a smart man lol. Good one OJ 👍

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Jun 28, 2022 14:57:30   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
OJdidit wrote:
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died,
and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look,
came to apply for the position.
The director wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass of wine to taste.

The old Chief tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."
"That's correct," said the boss. "Another glass please."

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Absolutely correct. A third glass."

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The old Navy Chief tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster ... (show quote)


He definitely qualified 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽

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Jun 28, 2022 15:30:44   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
He is good, so is the joke.

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Jun 28, 2022 16:22:20   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
One of the better ones I've heard in a long time!

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Jun 28, 2022 18:39:02   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
OJdidit wrote:
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died,
and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look,
came to apply for the position.
The director wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass of wine to taste.

The old Chief tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."
"That's correct," said the boss. "Another glass please."

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Absolutely correct. A third glass."

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The old Navy Chief tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster ... (show quote)


Better head for the hills OJ - she thinks you’re cute.

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Jun 28, 2022 18:49:16   #
agatemaggot Loc: iowa
 
OJdidit wrote:
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died,
and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look,
came to apply for the position.
The director wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass of wine to taste.

The old Chief tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."
"That's correct," said the boss. "Another glass please."

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Absolutely correct. A third glass."

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The old Navy Chief tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster ... (show quote)


OUTSTANDING !

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Jun 28, 2022 20:24:33   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
OJdidit wrote:
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died,
and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look,
came to apply for the position.
The director wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass of wine to taste.

The old Chief tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."
"That's correct," said the boss. "Another glass please."

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Absolutely correct. A third glass."

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The old Navy Chief tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster ... (show quote)

Man’s got taste.

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Jun 28, 2022 21:49:34   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Naughty naughty 😂😂

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