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Jun 26, 2022 16:13:42   #
charlykilo Loc: Garden Valley Ca
 
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

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Jun 26, 2022 16:31:50   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
charlykilo wrote:
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.


You may be on to something there Charly. Look how many girlfriends Andy had 😵‍💫😜

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Jun 26, 2022 16:53:43   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
charlykilo wrote:
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.


Excellent point Charly! The ultimate LOW STRESS location. Otis was the reminder why they should all stay single.

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Jun 26, 2022 16:56:29   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
Fredfish wrote:
Excellent point Charly! The ultimate LOW STRESS location. Otis was the reminder why they should all stay single.


Liquor stores and bars like married guys😂

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Jun 26, 2022 17:11:49   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
charlykilo wrote:
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.


Emit the fix it man was married. That's why he banged on things to get them working. LOL

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Jun 26, 2022 20:20:59   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Never thought about that,but you are absolutely right.

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Jun 26, 2022 21:30:29   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Gordon wrote:
Emit the fix it man was married. That's why he banged on things to get them working. LOL


Wasn't the mayor married also 👍

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Jun 26, 2022 22:01:07   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Wasn't the mayor married also 👍


?? Not sure

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Jun 27, 2022 13:22:08   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
charlykilo wrote:
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.


Thats a good one.

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