OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now, we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'
And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me."
"Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, "I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT ....
to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat . . .

didn't care one way or the other

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Haha. That’s great. 😁

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

That's a great one John, I'll have to share it with the wife.

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Lots of truth there.

NoCal Steve Loc: Dunnigan, CA

Loved it! Not a cat person myself.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

I respect and admire cats, but am allergic to them.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

That story has a real ring of truth to it

Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana

So many cats. Can someone call up God and tell him we have enough.

BCKliche Loc: Suffolk, VA

Ha! Great story!

Scudrnr Loc: Hancock, Wisconsin

Good one OJ and so true.

Barnacles Loc: Northern California

Cats are very conflicted animals.
They're legendary for their curiosity.
But at the same time, they don't give a crap.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Only cats i like, end with fish behind their name.

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

Haha Haha. 😂😂👍👍

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Good one!

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

Now that telling the truth there cats got a mindset of there own 👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣