Foreigners bragging
Apr 22, 2022 07:13:09 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were discussing their previous night's lovemaking.
The Italian says: "I rubbed fine olive oil all over my wife, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "I rubbed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
The Englishman says: "I covered my wife's body with lard. We made love and she screamed for six hours."
The others say: "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
"Simple, the Englishman replies: "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
The Italian says: "I rubbed fine olive oil all over my wife, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "I rubbed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
The Englishman says: "I covered my wife's body with lard. We made love and she screamed for six hours."
The others say: "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
"Simple, the Englishman replies: "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
Apr 22, 2022 07:18:35 #
Apr 22, 2022 08:17:57 #
OJdidit wrote:
That would do it 😂
Good mornin', BF and OJ, that it would. Thank you and have a good one.
Apr 22, 2022 08:37:49 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
BadFisherman wrote:
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were dis... (show quote)
That would keep her yelling for years not hours.
Apr 22, 2022 10:01:07 #
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Apr 23, 2022 22:18:00 #
BadFisherman wrote:
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were dis... (show quote)
Bf
You had me going hell of a ending who would think of Drapes !!
Your the man !!
You and Plum
Have a great week
Andy
Apr 23, 2022 23:10:04 #
Andy cacciatori wrote:
Bf
You had me going hell of a ending who would think of Drapes !!
Your the man !!
You and Plum
Have a great week
Andy
You had me going hell of a ending who would think of Drapes !!
Your the man !!
You and Plum
Have a great week
Andy
Top two guys in the top two spots and the best two guys to be there.👍
Apr 24, 2022 00:45:52 #
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Jun 1, 2022 21:57:59 #
BadFisherman wrote:
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were dis... (show quote)
Too funny! Wasn't expecting that ending.
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