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Jan 13, 2022 16:27:34   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough s**t!😬
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

A rabbi goes into a bar
with a HUGE bullfrog on his shoulder. Bartender looks up at him, and says "Where in the WORLD did you get that thing????". Bullfrog answers "Brooklyn, they're EVERYWHERE!".

Louisiana State Trooper
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana state trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball". He replied, "Louisiana state troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Another Blonde Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.

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Jan 13, 2022 17:01:44   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
hacksaw wrote:
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough s**t!😬
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

A rabbi goes into a bar
with a HUGE bullfrog on his shoulder. Bartender looks up at him, and says "Where in the WORLD did you get that thing????". Bullfrog answers "Brooklyn, they're EVERYWHERE!".

Louisiana State Trooper
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana state trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball". He replied, "Louisiana state troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Another Blonde Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough ... (show quote)

Love your attitude, Hack…
…🐟on

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Jan 13, 2022 17:36:59   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
DozerDave wrote:
Love your attitude, Hack…
…🐟on


Thanks a bunch Brother.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Jan 13, 2022 17:55:54   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Even if you did post them Hack,we’re adding new members every day,so they will be new to someone

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Jan 13, 2022 18:16:38   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Slimshady wrote:
Even if you did post them Hack,we’re adding new members every day,so they will be new to someone


That’s true Slim. You’re not as shady as some might think. Thanks.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Jan 13, 2022 18:27:30   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
hacksaw wrote:
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough s**t!😬
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

A rabbi goes into a bar
with a HUGE bullfrog on his shoulder. Bartender looks up at him, and says "Where in the WORLD did you get that thing????". Bullfrog answers "Brooklyn, they're EVERYWHERE!".

Louisiana State Trooper
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana state trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball". He replied, "Louisiana state troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Another Blonde Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough ... (show quote)


You're cooking with gas today Hack, thanks for the laughs.

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Jan 13, 2022 18:36:13   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
You're cooking with gas today Hack, thanks for the laughs.


Thanks a lot Fred. I don’t have to write it five times do I?.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Jan 13, 2022 18:46:08   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
hacksaw wrote:
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough s**t!😬
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

A rabbi goes into a bar
with a HUGE bullfrog on his shoulder. Bartender looks up at him, and says "Where in the WORLD did you get that thing????". Bullfrog answers "Brooklyn, they're EVERYWHERE!".

Louisiana State Trooper
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana state trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball". He replied, "Louisiana state troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Another Blonde Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough ... (show quote)


Attitude is everything,, I want #3 to throw me in her lair and have her way with me,,,

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Jan 13, 2022 18:48:57   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Attitude is everything,, I want #3 to throw me in her lair and have her way with me,,,


But I have to ask Gloria 1st,,

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Jan 13, 2022 19:12:41   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
hacksaw wrote:
Thanks a lot Fred. I don’t have to write it five times do I?.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺


No buddy, gray is not blond,LOL

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Jan 13, 2022 19:44:46   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
hacksaw wrote:
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough s**t!😬
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

A rabbi goes into a bar
with a HUGE bullfrog on his shoulder. Bartender looks up at him, and says "Where in the WORLD did you get that thing????". Bullfrog answers "Brooklyn, they're EVERYWHERE!".

Louisiana State Trooper
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana state trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball". He replied, "Louisiana state troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Another Blonde Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough ... (show quote)


Thanks Hack Any chance blonde # 5 is flyguy?

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Jan 13, 2022 19:54:12   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
But I have to ask Gloria 1st,,


I can only imagine what Gloria will say, and it ain’t pretty.😂
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Jan 13, 2022 21:30:38   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
Only 5 times? Wow, he sure thought they were smart. LOL

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Jan 14, 2022 08:02:51   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
hacksaw wrote:
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough s**t!😬
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

A rabbi goes into a bar
with a HUGE bullfrog on his shoulder. Bartender looks up at him, and says "Where in the WORLD did you get that thing????". Bullfrog answers "Brooklyn, they're EVERYWHERE!".

Louisiana State Trooper
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana state trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball". He replied, "Louisiana state troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Another Blonde Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.
I might have posted these before. If I did, tough ... (show quote)


I love all three and I’ve got your six.
🇺🇸

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Jan 14, 2022 11:30:26   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
u funny hack

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