badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.”

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”

And the best one for last…;
shove a hankerchief in your mouth
that's always good for a gag

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

All excellent. Keep them coming.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

You’re on a roll BB. Glad to see your back to form

Ridleyblake2017 Loc: Honesdale Pennsylvania

Good ones

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

All !!👍👍

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Those are one of your best.

Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA

Love them and glad to hear from you again.

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

🤣🤣🤣🤣 good ones BB👍👍

Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey

😂😂😂

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

You are always good, bb.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

It's a punderful world, BB.


The fattest knight at King Arthurs' round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

More for the Ol' Feller....

1) How do you catch a unique rabbit? (Unique up on it.)
2) How do catch a tame rabbit? (Tame way. Unique up on it.)
3) How do crazy people go through the forest? (They take the psycho path.)
4) How do you get holy water? (You boil the Hell out of it.)
5) What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? (Dam!)
6) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? (Polaroids.)
7) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? (A stick.)
8) What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (Nacho cheese.)
9) What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand. (Quatro sinko.)
10) What do you call Santa's helpers? (Subordinate Clauses.)
11) What do you get from a pampered cow? (Spoiled milk.)
12) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? (Frostbite.)
13) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? (A nervous wreck.)
14) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? (Anyone can roast beef.)
15) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? (Sanka.)

ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA

glad to see you back

dryb Loc: Sharon CT

The slogan at the butcher shop, you can’t beat are meat

Video Bob Loc: Norfolk, Va

Have one for your list BB. On the entrance gate to my shop I have a sign that reads :
You bend em , we mend em - You taint em, we paint em
Video Bob