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Barbie Has A Redhair Sister #1
Oct 13, 2021 15:31:51   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
REDHEADS are FAMOUS for their TEMPERS, ...NAUGHTINESS and UNPREDICTABILITY
...HOW FAMOUS??

1) Redheads don't sleep...they wait.

2) If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3?
A redhead.

3) When you open a can of "whoop-ass", a redhead jumps out.

4) How sexy are redheads? A group of redheads once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.

5) Redheads put the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

6) A cobra bit a redhead. After 5 days of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.

7) A redheads dog is trained to clean up its own poop, because a redhead refuses to take chit off anyone!

8) If a redhead gives you the finger, she's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

9) Death once had a near-redhead experience.

10) A redhead can have both feet on the ground and still kick your ass.

11) The only time a redhead was wrong was when she thought she had made a mistake.

12) A redheaded woman can make a paraplegic man run for his life...

13) Redheads don't have to use pick-up lines. They simply say, "Now."

14) Redheads don't play hide-and-seek. They play "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

15) A redheaded woman is so stubborn she can beat the sun at a staring competition.

16) A redhead is probably the reason Waldo is hiding.

17) When redheads run with scissors, others will get hurt.

18) What do you call a redhead with attitude?
Normal.

19) What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

20) Which is safer; a redhead or a piranha?
A Piranha. They only attack in schools.

21) What two things make a redhead happy?
Let her think she's having her way, then let her have it!

22) What is the redheads motto?
"The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

23) What's the difference between a redhead and a pit bull?
Some people actually feel comfortable having a pit bull.

24) What's the difference between a redhead and a lawyer?
There are some things even lawyers wouldn't do to people...

25) What does a blond say after a party?
"Sure I'll go home with you."
What does a brunette say at a party?
"I wish that blond would leave."
What does a redhead say at a party?
"Next."

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Oct 13, 2021 20:16:44   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
The sad part is Pixie,4 of my grandkids are redheads

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Oct 14, 2021 04:44:36   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
No need to be sad.
The grands come from good stock and good up bringing.

We do make fun of ourselves to brighten spirits. There is an old saying,
* Red heads are either drop dead gorgeous or very not.

There is no substitute for love in a proper up bringing. This is shown when the apple falls.
I'm sure your grands will fabulous.

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Oct 14, 2021 09:18:49   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
Knew there was a reason I dropped the redhead

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Oct 14, 2021 12:34:48   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
My favorite redheads was Lucille Ball and Ann Margaret.

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Oct 14, 2021 17:21:42   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
My favorite redheads was Lucille Ball and Ann Margaret.


They were my favorite
Andy

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Oct 15, 2021 05:22:30   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
My favorite redheads was Lucille Ball and Ann Margaret.


Then I hope ya watched Grumpy Old Men. Ann Margaret and fishing gags too ! She was still breathtaking.

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Oct 15, 2021 08:13:15   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Fo sure!!

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