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Barbie Has A Redhair Sister #1
Oct 13, 2021 15:31:51   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

1) Redheads don't sleep...they wait.

2) If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3?
A redhead.

3) When you open a can of "whoop-ass", a redhead jumps out.

4) How sexy are redheads? A group of redheads once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.

5) Redheads put the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

6) A cobra bit a redhead. After 5 days of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.

7) A redheads dog is trained to clean up its own poop, because a redhead refuses to take chit off anyone!

8) If a redhead gives you the finger, she's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

9) Death once had a near-redhead experience.

10) A redhead can have both feet on the ground and still kick your ass.

11) The only time a redhead was wrong was when she thought she had made a mistake.

12) A redheaded woman can make a paraplegic man run for his life...

13) Redheads don't have to use pick-up lines. They simply say, "Now."

14) Redheads don't play hide-and-seek. They play "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

15) A redheaded woman is so stubborn she can beat the sun at a staring competition.

16) A redhead is probably the reason Waldo is hiding.

17) When redheads run with scissors, others will get hurt.

18) What do you call a redhead with attitude?

19) What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

20) Which is safer; a redhead or a piranha?
A Piranha. They only attack in schools.

21) What two things make a redhead happy?
Let her think she's having her way, then let her have it!

22) What is the redheads motto?
"The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

23) What's the difference between a redhead and a pit bull?
Some people actually feel comfortable having a pit bull.

24) What's the difference between a redhead and a lawyer?
There are some things even lawyers wouldn't do to people...

25) What does a blond say after a party?
"Sure I'll go home with you."
What does a brunette say at a party?
"I wish that blond would leave."
What does a redhead say at a party?

Oct 13, 2021 20:16:44   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
The sad part is Pixie,4 of my grandkids are redheads

Oct 14, 2021 04:44:36   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
No need to be sad.
The grands come from good stock and good up bringing.

We do make fun of ourselves to brighten spirits. There is an old saying,
* Red heads are either drop dead gorgeous or very not.

There is no substitute for love in a proper up bringing. This is shown when the apple falls.
I'm sure your grands will fabulous.

Oct 14, 2021 09:18:49   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
Knew there was a reason I dropped the redhead

Oct 14, 2021 12:34:48   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
My favorite redheads was Lucille Ball and Ann Margaret.

Oct 14, 2021 17:21:42   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
My favorite redheads was Lucille Ball and Ann Margaret.

They were my favorite

Oct 15, 2021 05:22:30   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
My favorite redheads was Lucille Ball and Ann Margaret.

Then I hope ya watched Grumpy Old Men. Ann Margaret and fishing gags too ! She was still breathtaking.

Oct 15, 2021 08:13:15   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
Fo sure!!

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