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Oct 13, 2021 14:29:47   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".

"Mrs. Fred Fish, please."

"Speaking."

"M'aam, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Fish arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible"

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Fish asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Fish.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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Oct 13, 2021 14:35:25   #
Smokey2 Loc: San Diego
 
That's a good recommendation.

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Oct 13, 2021 14:35:45   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
badbobby wrote:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".

"Mrs. Fred Fish, please."

"Speaking."

"M'aam, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Fish arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible"

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Fish asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Fish.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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Good one!

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Oct 13, 2021 14:39:34   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".

"Mrs. Fred Fish, please."

"Speaking."

"M'aam, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Fish arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible"

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Fish asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Fish.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,... (show quote)


Poor Fred. That’s gonna leave a mark.

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Oct 13, 2021 15:18:49   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Poor Fred. That’s gonna leave a mark.


hopefully

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Oct 13, 2021 18:41:43   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
hopefully


Where am I, and why am I here?

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Oct 13, 2021 22:42:20   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
badbobby wrote:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".

"Mrs. Fred Fish, please."

"Speaking."

"M'aam, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Fish arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible"

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Fish asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Fish.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,... (show quote)


Now that a good advice 🤣🤣🤣

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Oct 13, 2021 22:46:11   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Fredfish wrote:
Where am I, and why am I here?


What does the sign say ??? 😳😳😳

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Oct 14, 2021 13:24:16   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
Where am I, and why am I here?


just your time (again) Fred
BTW
for a small stipend
I'll order Jarhead to back up only once

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Oct 14, 2021 17:06:02   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
just your time (again) Fred
BTW
for a small stipend
I'll order Jarhead to back up only once


The check is in the mail buddy.

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Oct 14, 2021 17:45:20   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
The check is in the mail buddy.


ya hear me Jar??
only once!!!---
however wait til the check clears
50 50--OK?

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Oct 14, 2021 23:26:22   #
Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct
 
I know I’m in your radar, Bad so I’ll take the jarhead deal too!

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Oct 15, 2021 10:59:33   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
u funny bb

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Oct 15, 2021 17:39:00   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Mauwehu wrote:
I know I’m in your radar, Bad so I’ll take the jarhead deal too!


I don't accept IOUs Mau
Bf broke me of that habit

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Oct 15, 2021 21:00:48   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
badbobby wrote:
ya hear me Jar??
only once!!!---
however wait til the check clears
50 50--OK?


Got it Boss!!,, sorry Fred but orders are orders😁

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