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Oct 13, 2021 09:43:54   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
I can't help but notice that the only difference between Bigfoot hunters and Evolutionists is the fictional ape that Bigfoot hunters are looking for is a least rumored to be alive.

I love to hear folks my age, who don't work, talk about how rough they have it, yeah Laying in bed all day contributing nothing to society must be draining.

Don't get me wrong I'm a charitable person, it's just that my donations come in the form of taxes.

Have you ever noticed that the people called "experts" never know what the hell they are talking about?

Who was the first person to look at an egg and say, "I'm gonna break that, cook it, and eat it."

While I don't know for sure, I'm positive the first person to smoke meat was addicted to tobacco.

I can't help but notice that slowly but surely I am turning into a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist. . .

Have you ever noticed that news reporters can't seem to ever find an intelligent person to interview when at the scene of an accident/crime?

So when a parrot Mockingly repeats what someone said it's "Cute" but when I mockingly repeat someone it's an "Immature Micro-aggression"

I think everyone can agree to be happy that whoever named plants didn't name animals and humans too, imagine if dogs had been called, "lungworts"

I can't help but wonder, why should we trust a government that claims to be fixing our problems when that very same government made 90% of them?

I have noticed that I can get more useful information from listening to a trash can than I can from listening to most people.

Who was first self centered Narcissist to say, "Hey man, can you paint a picture of my face so I can hang it on the wall?"

And lastly

If you made it this far

Give me a dollar or something, I have bills to pay.

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Oct 13, 2021 10:51:28   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
I liked the crime scene accident thread. Thx

Government thread.
....... look out for the attic door..

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Oct 13, 2021 11:30:13   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
CDB: If you had time to write such as was just now posted, why not try writing a book that you could sell? Just Sayin...RJS

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Oct 13, 2021 11:47:26   #
madonemike Loc: Southern California
 
It is sad that these comments are true. I would buy the book for a dollar when you publish it :)

Michael

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Oct 13, 2021 12:16:16   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
madonemike wrote:
It is sad that these comments are true. I would buy the book for a dollar when you publish it :)

Michael


If I gathered all of these together I could write a book, But I wouldn't know how to go about publishing a book.

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Oct 13, 2021 12:18:49   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
I can't help but notice that the only difference between Bigfoot hunters and Evolutionists is the fictional ape that Bigfoot hunters are looking for is a least rumored to be alive.

I love to hear folks my age, who don't work, talk about how rough they have it, yeah Laying in bed all day contributing nothing to society must be draining.

Don't get me wrong I'm a charitable person, it's just that my donations come in the form of taxes.

Have you ever noticed that the people called "experts" never know what the hell they are talking about?

Who was the first person to look at an egg and say, "I'm gonna break that, cook it, and eat it."

While I don't know for sure, I'm positive the first person to smoke meat was addicted to tobacco.

I can't help but notice that slowly but surely I am turning into a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist. . .

Have you ever noticed that news reporters can't seem to ever find an intelligent person to interview when at the scene of an accident/crime?

So when a parrot Mockingly repeats what someone said it's "Cute" but when I mockingly repeat someone it's an "Immature Micro-aggression"

I think everyone can agree to be happy that whoever named plants didn't name animals and humans too, imagine if dogs had been called, "lungworts"

I can't help but wonder, why should we trust a government that claims to be fixing our problems when that very same government made 90% of them?

I have noticed that I can get more useful information from listening to a trash can than I can from listening to most people.

Who was first self centered Narcissist to say, "Hey man, can you paint a picture of my face so I can hang it on the wall?"

And lastly

If you made it this far

Give me a dollar or something, I have bills to pay.
I can't help but notice that the only difference b... (show quote)

Thanks for the laughs and truths Gabe !!Your certainly beyond your years Buddy,,,,

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Oct 13, 2021 12:19:35   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
I liked the crime scene accident thread. Thx

Government thread.
....... look out for the attic door..


I'm not concerned about going to the attic for this one, If I wanted to go to "Stage Jail" I know how to go there, been there enough times to know that.

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Oct 13, 2021 12:22:51   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Thanks for the laughs and truths Gabe !!Your certainly beyond your years Buddy,,,,


Yeah, ever since getting a job, its easy to find relatable things to complain about.

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Oct 13, 2021 15:37:21   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
I can't find the "Buy it now" button!

You could sell it on
"Manazon"! A book selling site for
"real men".

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Oct 13, 2021 15:39:50   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Really....
How many of you just started to think about performing a Google search???

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Oct 13, 2021 19:48:32   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
I can't help but notice that the only difference between Bigfoot hunters and Evolutionists is the fictional ape that Bigfoot hunters are looking for is a least rumored to be alive.

I love to hear folks my age, who don't work, talk about how rough they have it, yeah Laying in bed all day contributing nothing to society must be draining.

Don't get me wrong I'm a charitable person, it's just that my donations come in the form of taxes.

Have you ever noticed that the people called "experts" never know what the hell they are talking about?

Who was the first person to look at an egg and say, "I'm gonna break that, cook it, and eat it."

While I don't know for sure, I'm positive the first person to smoke meat was addicted to tobacco.

I can't help but notice that slowly but surely I am turning into a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist. . .

Have you ever noticed that news reporters can't seem to ever find an intelligent person to interview when at the scene of an accident/crime?

So when a parrot Mockingly repeats what someone said it's "Cute" but when I mockingly repeat someone it's an "Immature Micro-aggression"

I think everyone can agree to be happy that whoever named plants didn't name animals and humans too, imagine if dogs had been called, "lungworts"

I can't help but wonder, why should we trust a government that claims to be fixing our problems when that very same government made 90% of them?

I have noticed that I can get more useful information from listening to a trash can than I can from listening to most people.

Who was first self centered Narcissist to say, "Hey man, can you paint a picture of my face so I can hang it on the wall?"

And lastly

If you made it this far

Give me a dollar or something, I have bills to pay.
I can't help but notice that the only difference b... (show quote)

Good ones Gabe, welcome to our world. If you're getting frustrated at your age, just wait till you've putting up with this nonsense for 40 or 50 years. Thanks for the laughs buddy.

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Oct 13, 2021 22:03:32   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Fredfish wrote:
Good ones Gabe, welcome to our world. If you're getting frustrated at your age, just wait till you've putting up with this nonsense for 40 or 50 years. Thanks for the laughs buddy.


At least there's Retirement to look forward to, but it's not guaranteed.

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Oct 13, 2021 22:14:28   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
At least there's Retirement to look forward to, but it's not guaranteed.


Start saving now, I started late and lost a bunch after 9/11. If I had started earlier,I could have retired at 62. Don't count on Social Security being there. Start a regular or a Roth IRA, and put in what you can. It will add up, and you can increase your contributions as you make more money. You'll be happy when the time comes.

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Oct 13, 2021 22:33:38   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Go to Lulu Publishing. They will print a few as one copy! I have published two books of personal stories and have sold several hundred. Just Sayin...RJS

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Oct 13, 2021 23:22:09   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
R.J.S.
What are the books you wrote?

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