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Oct 12, 2021 15:00:14   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Following the events of the previous week, dong--er Tong knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.

When he arrives, Tong sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.

Tong raises his hand and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.

He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Mr.Dong-er Tong, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” Tong replies.

The preacher puts one finger in Tong's ear and places his other hand on top of Tong's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Tong doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.

After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Tong:

"Mr Do--ER Tong how is your hearing now?"

"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."

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Oct 12, 2021 15:03:44   #
Smokey2 Loc: San Diego
 
got me going on that one, nice.

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Oct 12, 2021 15:07:22   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
badbobby wrote:
Following the events of the previous week, dong--er Tong knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.

When he arrives, Tong sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.

Tong raises his hand and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.

He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Mr.Dong-er Tong, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” Tong replies.

The preacher puts one finger in Tong's ear and places his other hand on top of Tong's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Tong doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.

After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Tong:

"Mr Do--ER Tong how is your hearing now?"

"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
Following the events of the previous week, dong--e... (show quote)


2nd low blow, repeat offense 5 minutes in the penalty box

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Oct 12, 2021 15:21:09   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
ripogenu wrote:
2nd low blow, repeat offense 5 minutes in the penalty box


Doesn't bother BB he is an

Equal
Opportunity
Offender

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Oct 12, 2021 15:25:29   #
D Tong Loc: San Francisco,Ca
 
This is DTONG darn how did you know my hearing was next Wednesday hope I don’t get life won’t be able to go fishing 🎣

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Oct 12, 2021 15:36:42   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
D Tong wrote:
This is DTONG darn how did you know my hearing was next Wednesday hope I don’t get life won’t be able to go fishing 🎣


BB is extra

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Oct 12, 2021 15:37:08   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
EasternOZ wrote:
BB is extra


Terrestrial

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Oct 12, 2021 15:44:40   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Terrestrial


at least you din't say I was lookin in his windows

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Oct 12, 2021 15:48:15   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
at least you din't say I was lookin in his windows


Peeps I would never say that.

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Oct 12, 2021 16:53:17   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
badbobby wrote:
at least you din't say I was lookin in his windows


Probably a good thing or you would have to change your name to Tom

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Oct 12, 2021 21:52:18   #
DCGravity Loc: Fairfax, VA (by way of Cleveland OH)
 
badbobby wrote:
Following the events of the previous week, dong--er Tong knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.

When he arrives, Tong sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.

Tong raises his hand and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.

He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Mr.Dong-er Tong, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” Tong replies.

The preacher puts one finger in Tong's ear and places his other hand on top of Tong's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Tong doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.

After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Tong:

"Mr Do--ER Tong how is your hearing now?"

"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
Following the events of the previous week, dong--e... (show quote)


Nice curve--had me going!

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Oct 13, 2021 08:01:04   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
D Tong wrote:
This is DTONG darn how did you know my hearing was next Wednesday hope I don’t get life won’t be able to go fishing 🎣

Welcome to Bobby's barrel D. Watch out, the bus is next and Jarhead is a merciless driver.

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Oct 13, 2021 13:56:17   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
Welcome to Bobby's barrel D. Watch out, the bus is next and Jarhead is a merciless driver.


yeah
and I left it up to Jar as to how many times he backed up

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Oct 13, 2021 13:58:29   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
badbobby wrote:
yeah
and I left it up to Jar as to how many times he backed up
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh👍😏

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Oct 13, 2021 15:18:22   #
rriggs Loc: North Carolina
 
A little surprised by that one but don't know why. Have a great day all.

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