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Fourchon and assisted living
Oct 12, 2021 14:35:59   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fourchon wanted to get to know his fellow sout Loosianans better, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? And look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in sout Loosiana knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

Four gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to Four and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."

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Oct 12, 2021 15:03:54   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
badbobby wrote:
Fourchon wanted to get to know his fellow sout Loosianans better, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? And look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in sout Loosiana knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

Four gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to Four and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
Fourchon wanted to get to know his fellow sout Loo... (show quote)


low blow... 2 minutes in the penalty box.

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Oct 12, 2021 15:23:55   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
Fourchon wanted to get to know his fellow sout Loosianans better, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? And look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in sout Loosiana knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

Four gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to Four and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
Fourchon wanted to get to know his fellow sout Loo... (show quote)


Wheels on the bus go round and round.

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Oct 12, 2021 16:54:42   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
I just heard a loud thump

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Oct 12, 2021 17:47:30   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Slimshady wrote:
I just heard a loud thump


Unfortunately that'd be Four, again.

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Oct 12, 2021 21:23:54   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
Fourchon wanted to get to know his fellow sout Loosianans better, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? And look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in sout Loosiana knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

Four gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to Four and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
Fourchon wanted to get to know his fellow sout Loo... (show quote)



Oooh. Head nurse. Tell her to hurry up.

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Oct 12, 2021 23:45:02   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Fourchon: My wife and I moved into Independent Living quarters August 27th. You come in and wear a name tag and I guarantee I will know your name!

Seriously, so far so good! I have to say I don't always like everything the Chef offers at mealtime, but on average it is good. I know they have to watch their pennies. Just Sayin..RJS

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Oct 13, 2021 13:48:43   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Oooh. Head nurse. Tell her to hurry up.


I told Jarhead to be gentle Four

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Oct 13, 2021 14:22:32   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
I told Jarhead to be gentle Four


Is that even possible for a Marine?

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Oct 13, 2021 15:22:45   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Is that even possible for a Marine?


dunno Four
but there have been a few complaints

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Oct 13, 2021 15:26:25   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
dunno Four
but there have been a few complaints


Uh oh.

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