A Retirement Plan
Oct 11, 2021 23:18:14 #
Working people frequently ask retired people,
"What you do to make your days
interesting?"
Well, this was what I heard from a 60+ Senior Citizen & he said this about using time Productively...
"The other day, my wife & I went into town & went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him & I said,
* 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break ?'
He ignored us & continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Dumb *ss."
He glared at me & started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a "Chit head."
He finished the 2nd ticket & put it on the windshield with the first.
Then, he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then, our bus arrived & we got on it & went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired!
"What you do to make your days
interesting?"
Well, this was what I heard from a 60+ Senior Citizen & he said this about using time Productively...
"The other day, my wife & I went into town & went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him & I said,
* 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break ?'
He ignored us & continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Dumb *ss."
He glared at me & started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a "Chit head."
He finished the 2nd ticket & put it on the windshield with the first.
Then, he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then, our bus arrived & we got on it & went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired!
Oct 12, 2021 06:27:40 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
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Now that is funny don't care what anyone says.
Oct 12, 2021 06:56:36 #
Oct 12, 2021 07:00:44 #
Slimshady wrote:
Good one. Wondered where the bus got to
With Jarhead driving, who knows?
Oct 12, 2021 08:10:07 #
Idle, and yet thoughtful creativity at it's finest! Very funny one indeed!
Oct 12, 2021 09:41:58 #
Oct 12, 2021 10:43:25 #
Now thats what I call Funny!!! Sounds like it coulda been BadBobby himself!!
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