Hoosier And Cold Weather
Sep 27, 2021 22:10:56 #
Cold Weather Behavior…
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Hoosiers plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Indiana.
40 above zero: Import cars won’t start. Hoosiers drive with the sunroof open.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in the Hoosier State gets thicker.
20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas, wool hats and mittens. Hoosiers throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Indiana have one last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. Hoosiers close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. Hoosiers dig their winter coats out of storage.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Indiana still selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Indiana let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Hoosiers get upset because the Mini-Van won’t start.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Indiana can be heard to say, “Cold ’nuff fer ya?”
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. In Terre Haute public schools open 2 hours late.
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Hoosiers plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Indiana.
40 above zero: Import cars won’t start. Hoosiers drive with the sunroof open.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in the Hoosier State gets thicker.
20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas, wool hats and mittens. Hoosiers throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Indiana have one last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. Hoosiers close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. Hoosiers dig their winter coats out of storage.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Indiana still selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Indiana let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Hoosiers get upset because the Mini-Van won’t start.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Indiana can be heard to say, “Cold ’nuff fer ya?”
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. In Terre Haute public schools open 2 hours late.
Sep 28, 2021 08:43:56 #
Do believe that applies to us Buckeyes as well!
So true. 60 today was chilly for my kids. 6 months from now they will be barefoot and shirtless when it finally hits 60 again!
So true. 60 today was chilly for my kids. 6 months from now they will be barefoot and shirtless when it finally hits 60 again!
Sep 28, 2021 09:56:27 #
Sep 28, 2021 14:37:29 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
Did you ever notice,at least here in Pa,if it warms up to 25 in January you see people in t-shirts. But if it gets down to 60 in September they run around in hoodies and winter coats. Don’t make sense
Sep 28, 2021 16:01:46 #
Slimshady wrote:
Did you ever notice,at least here in Pa,if it warms up to 25 in January you see people in t-shirts. But if it gets down to 60 in September they run around in hoodies and winter coats. Don’t make sense
Same here I guess it’s what you used to?!🤷🏻♂️
Sep 28, 2021 22:27:19 #
Did you ever notice at the Harrisburg Sport Show in February, how many will stand in line for hours outside in traditionally snow weather, in their t-shirts so they won't carry or check their coats?
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