Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

When you have an,
* I Hate My Job day!

*Even if you're retired or you're a housewife, you sometimes have those days.

Try this:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson and Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and turn off the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is this statement:

* "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson
is personally tested
and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat
out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson and Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A
PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Now, there you go, making 'sport' of the testing procedures of a reputable pharmaceutical company. How do you know this particular test was/is performed by a human? It could be a chimpanze, a trained gorilla, or even a half-witted hill billy, one who is darned happy to have such a high paying position. Just Sayin...RJS

Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

Oh, this could be true.

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Well HELLO ! Still, SOMEBODY'S got to place the thermometer where the sun don't shine. You want that job?

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Pixie I sure hope you found this somewhere and it’s not from personal experience

stuco Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City

“Yeah, I just got my thirty year pin from good ole J&J. I’m now the senior rectal tester!!! They even put my picture up on the back wall!”

Jeremy Loc: America

I thought you were in that industry RJS. Didn’t you have go show clients and prospective customers how to use the products you sold?

Jeremy Loc: America

😂

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Yes, but we did not manufacture thermometers or suppositories of any kind. Just Sayin...RJS

Jeremy Loc: America

That is a good thing it would sure be a choir to have to go to County Fairs and give presentations promoting the use of them.

Apollo Loc: Grand Lake, Ok

About 30 years ago I was prescribed suppositories by my doctor. When I went back to the doctor the next week for a follow-up, he asked how I was feeling. I told the doctor for all the good the medicine did me, I should have shoved them up my butt. The look on the doctor's face said it all. Unfortunately, I couldn't keep a straight face and started laughing.

Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

Hook, line & sinker!
🤪

Jeremy Loc: America

Frank Zappa has a song about it.