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Sep 27, 2021 16:08:32   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
My Rezimay

Deer SurI waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole Person. Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.
I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2 Complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a Job Bcuz of my persinalety..
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely.
Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser.
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a pickture of me
B low.

Dear Peggy May:

Start on Monday, we have spell check.
Signed . . .. . .

Harvey Weinstein



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Sep 27, 2021 16:53:07   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
My Rezimay

Deer SurI waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole Person. Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.
I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2 Complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a Job Bcuz of my persinalety..
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely.
Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser.
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a pickture of me
B low.

Dear Peggy May:

Start on Monday, we have spell check.
Signed . . .. . .

Harvey Weinstein
My Rezimay br br Deer SurI waunt to apply for the... (show quote)


Signed never mind the list is tooooooo long.

None are poor but lots of public figured in.

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Sep 27, 2021 20:33:12   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
You’re Hired!! πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Sep 27, 2021 23:10:22   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Didn't see that one coming until almost the end.
Nice surprise, surprise.

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Sep 28, 2021 09:42:41   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
By "the look on her face"; I predict that she will eventually do what my one friend did, after her husband died: get a "breast reduction surgery" (yeah, that's REALLY "a thing"...) All the same; thanks for the "eye-candy"!!!

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Sep 28, 2021 14:06:18   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
badbobby wrote:
My Rezimay

Deer SurI waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole Person. Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.
I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2 Complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a Job Bcuz of my persinalety..
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely.
Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser.
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a pickture of me
B low.

Dear Peggy May:

Start on Monday, we have spell check.
Signed . . .. . .

Harvey Weinstein
My Rezimay br br Deer SurI waunt to apply for the... (show quote)


😳

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Sep 28, 2021 23:22:02   #
Barnacles Loc: Northern California
 
If you look at any other forums on the internet that aren't mostly populated with generally mature folks like us - - You'll see that our busty applicant spells about as well as the general population, and her grammar is above average!

Sometimes, I think that there's no hope for humanity.

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Sep 29, 2021 06:41:22   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Barnacles wrote:
If you look at any other forums on the internet that aren't mostly populated with generally mature folks like us - - You'll see that our busty applicant spells about as well as the general population, and her grammar is above average!

Sometimes, I think that there's no hope for humanity.


ΒΏ"Hooked on Phonics"?

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Sep 29, 2021 10:07:46   #
Barnacles Loc: Northern California
 
I started first grade back in 1951, and they were teaching phonics. I'm not infallible, but I spell well enough.
My Wife started first grade a couple of years later, when the California school system had abandoned phonics and started a new system, I think they called it 'word recognition'. My Wife doesn't spell much better than the busty girl in the photo. Unfortunately for me, that's all she has in common with that girl.

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Sep 29, 2021 11:34:56   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Yeah, first grade for me, was the year after JFK was killed... I can remember the teacher saying: "Sound it out"; while teaching us spelling. I GUESS you can call that "Phonics"... I always figure, if we're NOT dealing with a "Legal Document" (of whatever sort), I'm gonna try NOT TO stress over it, too much.

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