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Sep 26, 2021 21:26:20   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being tail gaited by the car behind him. He's approaching and intersection and the light has turned yellow, so he brakes and stops. The driver of the car behind him now just goes berserk. It's a lady and she's blowing her horn and has rolled down the window, she's giving him the finger and shaking her fist. She looks up and there's a policeman standing beside her car. He tells her he's gonna have to take her in. Now she is really going ballistic, and he has to put the cuffs on her and get her in the back of his cruiser to take her into the station. He puts her in a little room by herself and lets her cool off a little bit, then goes in to talk to her.

"Do you know why I had to bring you down here?"

"No. I don't think you needed to bring me down here."

"Oh but I did. I was behind you when that guy in front of you braked. As he should have. And I then saw you shaking your fist and making obscene gestures and yelling and cussing at that gentleman."
"So?"
"Well, I also noticed that you had bumper stickers. One said, what would Jesus do. Another said follow me to church. A third one said something about Jesus being your savior. And there was a chrome Christian fish symbol. So naturally I assumed the car was stolen."

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Sep 26, 2021 21:49:42   #
charlykilo Loc: Garden Valley Ca
 

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Sep 26, 2021 22:01:58   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
Ain't it the Truth! LOL



BD

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Sep 26, 2021 22:08:32   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being tail gaited by the car behind him. He's approaching and intersection and the light has turned yellow, so he brakes and stops. The driver of the car behind him now just goes berserk. It's a lady and she's blowing her horn and has rolled down the window, she's giving him the finger and shaking her fist. She looks up and there's a policeman standing beside her car. He tells her he's gonna have to take her in. Now she is really going ballistic, and he has to put the cuffs on her and get her in the back of his cruiser to take her into the station. He puts her in a little room by herself and lets her cool off a little bit, then goes in to talk to her.

"Do you know why I had to bring you down here?"

"No. I don't think you needed to bring me down here."

"Oh but I did. I was behind you when that guy in front of you braked. As he should have. And I then saw you shaking your fist and making obscene gestures and yelling and cussing at that gentleman."
"So?"
"Well, I also noticed that you had bumper stickers. One said, what would Jesus do. Another said follow me to church. A third one said something about Jesus being your savior. And there was a chrome Christian fish symbol. So naturally I assumed the car was stolen."
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being t... (show quote)


So true, unfortunately....
We had a similar incident happen once by a member of our church, except our pastor observed it. On Sunday, he told the congregation
(without mentioning any names)
if anyone is going to “flip off” another driver, please remove the bumper sticker with our church name on it first!!
There’s always at least one bad apple that DOES NOT represent the majority of the church.

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Sep 26, 2021 22:09:29   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one!

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Sep 26, 2021 22:09:57   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being tail gaited by the car behind him. He's approaching and intersection and the light has turned yellow, so he brakes and stops. The driver of the car behind him now just goes berserk. It's a lady and she's blowing her horn and has rolled down the window, she's giving him the finger and shaking her fist. She looks up and there's a policeman standing beside her car. He tells her he's gonna have to take her in. Now she is really going ballistic, and he has to put the cuffs on her and get her in the back of his cruiser to take her into the station. He puts her in a little room by herself and lets her cool off a little bit, then goes in to talk to her.

"Do you know why I had to bring you down here?"

"No. I don't think you needed to bring me down here."

"Oh but I did. I was behind you when that guy in front of you braked. As he should have. And I then saw you shaking your fist and making obscene gestures and yelling and cussing at that gentleman."
"So?"
"Well, I also noticed that you had bumper stickers. One said, what would Jesus do. Another said follow me to church. A third one said something about Jesus being your savior. And there was a chrome Christian fish symbol. So naturally I assumed the car was stolen."
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being t... (show quote)


Unfortunately, that is sometimes too true.

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Sep 26, 2021 22:17:31   #
Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being tail gaited by the car behind him. He's approaching and intersection and the light has turned yellow, so he brakes and stops. The driver of the car behind him now just goes berserk. It's a lady and she's blowing her horn and has rolled down the window, she's giving him the finger and shaking her fist. She looks up and there's a policeman standing beside her car. He tells her he's gonna have to take her in. Now she is really going ballistic, and he has to put the cuffs on her and get her in the back of his cruiser to take her into the station. He puts her in a little room by herself and lets her cool off a little bit, then goes in to talk to her.

"Do you know why I had to bring you down here?"

"No. I don't think you needed to bring me down here."

"Oh but I did. I was behind you when that guy in front of you braked. As he should have. And I then saw you shaking your fist and making obscene gestures and yelling and cussing at that gentleman."
"So?"
"Well, I also noticed that you had bumper stickers. One said, what would Jesus do. Another said follow me to church. A third one said something about Jesus being your savior. And there was a chrome Christian fish symbol. So naturally I assumed the car was stolen."
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being t... (show quote)


A lot of truth in that. There’s a lot of Sunday morning Christians. I used to be one myself.
Before my conversion a woman gave me the finger once at a light. I rolled down the window and replied.
“Not even if you were the last woman on earth!”

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Sep 26, 2021 22:22:16   #
Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct
 
Randyhartford wrote:
So true, unfortunately....
We had a similar incident happen once by a member of our church, except our pastor observed it. On Sunday, he told the congregation
(without mentioning any names)
if anyone is going to “flip off” another driver, please remove the bumper sticker with our church name on it first!!
There’s always at least one bad apple that DOES NOT represent the majority of the church.


Right! Our pastor said once if you’re going to invite the waitress to church and talk about Jesus to make sure you leave a tip!

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Sep 27, 2021 00:14:16   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
AMEN 💰💰💰

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Sep 27, 2021 03:35:16   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Fruit of the vine sometimes need pruning.

"Show the world your Jesus, and then use words if you need to."

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Sep 27, 2021 06:06:15   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Fellows I've mentioned before many go for the Sunday show. My last two bosses went on Sunday. 6 days wow far removed from Sunday. My cuz is a preacher n his dad claimed to be a Christian. I asked them both why if they believed did they feel they had the right to judge people. No answer. Did it all the time for whatever reasons. Me for long hair n a Harley. Liked shaking others rugs but didn't want anyone looking under theirs. His mom my aunt was a true believer. 👍👍 to those that are.

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Sep 27, 2021 09:08:15   #
OldBassGuy Loc: Temecula, CA
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being tail gaited by the car behind him. He's approaching and intersection and the light has turned yellow, so he brakes and stops. The driver of the car behind him now just goes berserk. It's a lady and she's blowing her horn and has rolled down the window, she's giving him the finger and shaking her fist. She looks up and there's a policeman standing beside her car. He tells her he's gonna have to take her in. Now she is really going ballistic, and he has to put the cuffs on her and get her in the back of his cruiser to take her into the station. He puts her in a little room by herself and lets her cool off a little bit, then goes in to talk to her.

"Do you know why I had to bring you down here?"

"No. I don't think you needed to bring me down here."

"Oh but I did. I was behind you when that guy in front of you braked. As he should have. And I then saw you shaking your fist and making obscene gestures and yelling and cussing at that gentleman."
"So?"
"Well, I also noticed that you had bumper stickers. One said, what would Jesus do. Another said follow me to church. A third one said something about Jesus being your savior. And there was a chrome Christian fish symbol. So naturally I assumed the car was stolen."
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being t... (show quote)


Betting this lady was a CEO!

"Christmas and Easter Only"

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Sep 27, 2021 09:22:38   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being tail gaited by the car behind him. He's approaching and intersection and the light has turned yellow, so he brakes and stops. The driver of the car behind him now just goes berserk. It's a lady and she's blowing her horn and has rolled down the window, she's giving him the finger and shaking her fist. She looks up and there's a policeman standing beside her car. He tells her he's gonna have to take her in. Now she is really going ballistic, and he has to put the cuffs on her and get her in the back of his cruiser to take her into the station. He puts her in a little room by herself and lets her cool off a little bit, then goes in to talk to her.

"Do you know why I had to bring you down here?"

"No. I don't think you needed to bring me down here."

"Oh but I did. I was behind you when that guy in front of you braked. As he should have. And I then saw you shaking your fist and making obscene gestures and yelling and cussing at that gentleman."
"So?"
"Well, I also noticed that you had bumper stickers. One said, what would Jesus do. Another said follow me to church. A third one said something about Jesus being your savior. And there was a chrome Christian fish symbol. So naturally I assumed the car was stolen."
Guy is driving down a city street and he's being t... (show quote)



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Sep 27, 2021 09:24:15   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Look what happened after 9/11. People all over turned to religion and the Bible. Sure didn’t last long.

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Sep 27, 2021 11:08:17   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
OldBassGuy wrote:
Betting this lady was a CEO!

"Christmas and Easter Only"


👍👍

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