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Sep 26, 2021 21:15:58   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Doyle and his lady had been out to dinner, and with Heather spending the night at a friends house, they went back to Doyle's house, they talked for hours, and it was getting late, when after a while Doyle excused himself and returned with a glass of water and two aspirins and said,"For your headache." The woman was confused and said, "I don't have a headache." Doyle said, "So we can have sex then."

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Sep 26, 2021 21:37:09   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Hmmmm I think Iโ€™m gonna have to remember that one

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Sep 26, 2021 22:04:49   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Doyle and his lady had been out to dinner, and with Heather spending the night at a friends house, they went back to Doyle's house, they talked for hours, and it was getting late, when after a while Doyle excused himself and returned with a glass of water and two aspirins and said,"For your headache." The woman was confused and said, "I don't have a headache." Doyle said, "So we can have sex then."


Ahhh My friend, but Doyle has a lot to learn.... Her next line is No honey, I'm on my period!
But Thank you for being concerned.


BD

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Sep 26, 2021 22:06:29   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Blackdog wrote:
Ahhh My friend, but Doyle has a lot to learn.... Her next line is No honey, I'm on my period!
But Thank you for being concerned.


BD


But most girlfriends nowadays have their boyfriends go to the store to get their "supplies" when they are on the period, So in all likelihood he would know.

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Sep 26, 2021 23:47:39   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
But most girlfriends nowadays have their boyfriends go to the store to get their "supplies" when they are on the period, So in all likelihood he would know.


Well by that Logic...Doyle could also say Gee Honey, if the front 9 is closed for renovation then maybe I could just play the back 9? Or perhaps the clubhouse?

Point is my friend, no matter how clever Doyle may be, his lady will always decide if he gets "Lucky".

As the old Joke goes.....And the little girl said, well my mother told me that as long as I have one of these, then I can get all of those that I want.

BD

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Sep 27, 2021 00:15:49   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
 
She ainโ€™t lying ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Sep 27, 2021 03:37:51   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
That's the good part about being married to a ear, nose and throat specialist.. so I'm told.

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Sep 27, 2021 07:12:48   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Blackdog wrote:
Well by that Logic...Doyle could also say Gee Honey, if the front 9 is closed for renovation then maybe I could just play the back 9? Or perhaps the clubhouse?

Point is my friend, no matter how clever Doyle may be, his lady will always decide if he gets "Lucky".

As the old Joke goes.....And the little girl said, well my mother told me that as long as I have one of these, then I can get all of those that I want.

BD



" As the old Joke goes.....And the little girl said, well my mother told me that as long as I have one of these, then I can get all of those that I want. "

You forgot to mention ( When she wants it ) Not us.

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Sep 27, 2021 08:26:39   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Blackdog wrote:
Well by that Logic...Doyle could also say Gee Honey, if the front 9 is closed for renovation then maybe I could just play the back 9? Or perhaps the clubhouse?

Point is my friend, no matter how clever Doyle may be, his lady will always decide if he gets "Lucky".

As the old Joke goes.....And the little girl said, well my mother told me that as long as I have one of these, then I can get all of those that I want.

BD


True.

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Sep 27, 2021 08:27:33   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
plumbob wrote:
" As the old Joke goes.....And the little girl said, well my mother told me that as long as I have one of these, then I can get all of those that I want. "

You forgot to mention ( When she wants it ) Not us.


Yeah, Us poor fellas just got to wait until the right moment.

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Sep 27, 2021 09:21:44   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
Funny one young man ! Sounds like something I would have said in my young Rooster years ,,,,

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Sep 27, 2021 10:42:13   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Funny one young man ! Sounds like something I would have said in my young Rooster years ,,,,



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Sep 27, 2021 15:26:36   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
Woman comes home the gynecologist and tells her husband 'he said no sex for ten days'. Husband then asks 'what did the dentist say?'.

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Sep 28, 2021 08:03:50   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
After watching an X rated movie, the two kids kept hearing the guy say, 'I want what I want', and then would tear off her clothing. The little boy, said the same. 'I want what I want', but the little girl says, 'you'll get what I got, when I get it'.

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Sep 28, 2021 08:18:37   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Cute chuckle ๐Ÿ˜†

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