Johnny was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied,
* "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."
The officer then asked,
* "Really? Who's giving a lecture this time of night?
The man replied,
* "That would be my wife!"
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