badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Today a man knocked on Eastern Oz's door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. Oz
gave him a glass of water.

♦CDB think's its ironic that the colours red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body...Wulffy is so polite he only looks at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Big A looked at his X and wondered Y?

♦ Canada is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

Andy Cacciatory gets a tingly little feeling when he sees some good lookin gal? That's his common sense leaving his body.

♦Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw fish to them?

♦Fudpucker's therapist says Fud has a preoccupation with vengeance. Fud says "We will see about that".

♦ I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

♦ You're not fat, you're just.. easier to see.

♦If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.


♦ I can't understand why women are okay that Hudson’s Bay has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor.”

♦Plumbob's therapist said that his narcissism causes him to misread social situations. Plum's pretty sure she was hitting on him.

♦ Jarheadfishinfool's 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and he's worried about the 175 pounds he'sgained since then.

♦ Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

♦The pharmacist asked Randyhartford his birth date again today. Randy's pretty sure she's going to get him something.

♦RJS the location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

♦ I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

♦ Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

♦The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

You know Oz so well bb and dang if your aren't correct on Mayberry. Maybe that is why they call it the good old days.

And by the way i did get the therapist phone #.

Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

Cool readings.
Thx

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Funnnnnnnnny

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

Good ones!!

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

There is a grain of truth in every one of those sayings and some of them are a whole crop

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Too funny!! Wulffy ,you bad boy,,,,,😁

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Ain't he though???
we need to watch wulffy
closely

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Watching wulffy would be a full time job and would cut into fishing time. You know. Just saying

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

then just watch im when you ain't fishin

Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana

'I'll get you my deary'!

Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

And the little dog too!
Aaha ha!

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

🤓😇

Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana

Very good, someone remembers!