RJ got lost
Sep 20, 2021 08:36:46 #
On his way to somewhere from nowhere a cowboy named RJ Samples had to go thru the desert. His horse shied at a snake threw him off and left him stranded. After wandering aimlessly for hours he was on his last legs when he spotted a Bacon tree. "Oh" cried RJ with delight,"A Bacon tree, I'm saved!" He ran to the tree and was immediately riddled with bullets. Turns out it wasn't a Bacon tree at all it was a Ham Bush.😆
Sep 20, 2021 08:49:07 #
Sep 20, 2021 08:56:40 #
Sep 20, 2021 09:02:44 #
Graywulff wrote:
On his way to somewhere from nowhere a cowboy named RJ Samples had to go thru the desert. His horse shied at a snake threw him off and left him stranded. After wandering aimlessly for hours he was on his last legs when he spotted a Bacon tree. "Oh" cried RJ with delight,"A Bacon tree, I'm saved!" He ran to the tree and was immediately riddled with bullets. Turns out it wasn't a Bacon tree at all it was a Ham Bush.😆
Only because RJ has a weakness for bacon.
Bacon is red
Bacon is rough
One strip of Bacon
is never enough.
Sep 20, 2021 09:03:48 #
OJdidit wrote:
is Elsewhere in Texas??He probably should have been heading elsewhere
Sep 20, 2021 09:05:50 #
Sep 20, 2021 09:09:08 #
plumbob wrote:
Well no wonder he wasn't going there. RJ don't leave Texas no more! Just sayinNope, it's in Kentucky.
Sep 20, 2021 09:14:09 #
plumbob wrote:
On the other hand if you look far enough you can find Somewhere in Texas but the only place in Texas you can get to fast is Nowhere!!!Nope, it's in Kentucky.
Sep 20, 2021 10:28:13 #
Ouch! But you are correct, I do love Bacon! Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 20, 2021 10:28:59 #
Graywulff wrote:
is Elsewhere in Texas??
Despite being a popular story, it is a fictional location. There has never been a town named Elsewhere, Kentucky. Regardless, the wildly popular tale of Elsewhere, Kentucky continues to circulate on social media accounts.
Sep 20, 2021 11:28:33 #
plumbob wrote:
Only because RJ has a weakness for bacon.
Bacon is red
Bacon is rough
One strip of Bacon
is never enough.
Bacon is red
Bacon is rough
One strip of Bacon
is never enough.
And the people said Amen.
Now quit porking around
Sep 20, 2021 11:48:01 #
Waterdoglured
Loc: DFW Metro, Lake Grapevine
The neighbor said she put too much bacon in her air fryer. I told her there is no such thing as too much bacon. 🙂
Sep 20, 2021 11:55:24 #
Waterdoglured wrote:
You are wise beyond your years....The neighbor said she put too much bacon in her air fryer. I told her there is no such thing as too much bacon. 🙂
Sep 20, 2021 12:06:11 #
Sep 20, 2021 12:13:34 #
Graveytrain50
Loc: DFW Area Texas
Graywulff wrote:
On his way to somewhere from nowhere a cowboy named RJ Samples had to go thru the desert. His horse shied at a snake threw him off and left him stranded. After wandering aimlessly for hours he was on his last legs when he spotted a Bacon tree. "Oh" cried RJ with delight,"A Bacon tree, I'm saved!" He ran to the tree and was immediately riddled with bullets. Turns out it wasn't a Bacon tree at all it was a Ham Bush.😆
That was so good🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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