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Sep 14, 2021 10:59:02   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

* Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

* Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

* Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

* What is the speed of darkness?

* Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

* If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

* Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

*Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

* Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

* Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

* Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

** Stop singing from that last one and keep reading!

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

* Why do we call it a hot water heater when we heat cold water?

*Do you ever wonder why you spend so much time in this post?

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Sep 14, 2021 12:18:34   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

* Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

* Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

* Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

* What is the speed of darkness?

* Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

* If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

* Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

*Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

* Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

* Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

* Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

** Stop singing from that last one and keep reading!

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

* Why do we call it a hot water heater when we heat cold water?

*Do you ever wonder why you spend so much time in this post?
* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in... (show quote)


Good ones Pixie

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Sep 14, 2021 13:02:57   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
One and All Excellent !! Why was I thinking what "comes out of the chickens bum" chickenchitt!! Too funny, thanks for the laughs Pixie ,you have a great day!

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Sep 14, 2021 13:12:57   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
If you could drive a car into space, and turn on the head lights, would they light up the space in front, if you were speeding at the speed of light.

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Sep 15, 2021 13:59:55   #
Gmchief Loc: New Hampshire coast
 
How come we cut a tree up after we cut it down?

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Sep 15, 2021 22:14:10   #
Mark V Loc: Colorado,now RV full time we winter in MesaAZ
 
Wow! Those are some deep philosophical questions you are asking there. I am not sure there are any answers

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Sep 15, 2021 23:00:01   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Good ones

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Sep 16, 2021 05:52:17   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
👍👍

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