D**g Net music playing.
Sep 13, 2021 11:30:52 #
* D**g Net music playing during credits. 🎵
* The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
TONALD DRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the F**e News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
BOE JIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
PARAH SALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
OARACK BBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
CILLARY HLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
BEORGE W. HGUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
CICK DHENEY: Where's my gun?
CILL BLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
GL AORE: I invented the chicken.
KOHN JERRY: Although I v**ed to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
SL AHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
CNDERSON AOOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
GANCY NRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
BAT PUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
HRNEST EEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
* The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
TONALD DRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the F**e News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
BOE JIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
PARAH SALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
OARACK BBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
CILLARY HLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
BEORGE W. HGUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
CICK DHENEY: Where's my gun?
CILL BLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
GL AORE: I invented the chicken.
KOHN JERRY: Although I v**ed to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
SL AHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
CNDERSON AOOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
GANCY NRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
BAT PUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
HRNEST EEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Sep 13, 2021 12:24:09 #
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Sep 13, 2021 13:10:34 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
* D**g Net music playing during credits. 🎵 br * ... (show quote)
Isn’t it great that as Americans, we all have the right to agree or disagree with any or all of the above?
(tongue in cheek)
Sep 13, 2021 13:53:15 #
Sep 13, 2021 15:05:16 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
* D**g Net music playing during credits. 🎵 br * ... (show quote)
Then there was Harmala Karris who said: The chicken lol lol lol did cross the lol lol lol road and took its lol lol lol pecker to Vietnam on the way lol lol to Mexico.
Sep 13, 2021 18:49:31 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
* D**g Net music playing during credits. 🎵 br * ... (show quote)
C'mon, guys (and girls) ! Everybody
should know by now why it crossed the road - it did so to escape from
the chef and avoid the cook-pot !
(And that Col. Sanders character !)
Sep 15, 2021 22:34:55 #
Jwid
Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO
There has to be something for
Cill Bosby to say,
“I didn’t force the chicken to cross the road. I didn’t force the chicken to swallow the pudding. The chicken wanted to.”
Cill Bosby to say,
“I didn’t force the chicken to cross the road. I didn’t force the chicken to swallow the pudding. The chicken wanted to.”
Sep 16, 2021 02:17:54 #
Sep 16, 2021 10:23:04 #
I think it knew all along what was coming. It crossed the road because there was another chicken there. Social distancing.
Sep 16, 2021 17:23:09 #
DC
Loc: Washington state
Catfish h****r wrote:
I think it knew all along what was coming. It crossed the road because there was another chicken there. Social distancing.
or maybe he didn't hadn't been v******ted because he was chicken and heard anther chicken flu over to his side of the road
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