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Sep 13, 2021 02:12:12   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen. She's taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$. The woman turns to the man at the front counter and asks,

* "Why is a bird this beautiful being sold for this little?"

The man looks up and says,

** "Oh, that bird was originally kept in a house of prostitution, and boy does he have a mouth!".

The woman takes the words to heart but buys the bird anyway. She buys it, and takes it home with her. She puts the bird in the living room. Suddenly the bird squawks,

*** "NEW HOUSE NEW MADAME!"

The woman is put off by this but she figures that in a few days the bird will get over it.

Her daughters come home from school and the bird speaks again,

*** "NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAME, NEW GIRLS!"

Again the woman is off put but she assures her kids that the bird will grow out of its old habits.

The woman's husband gets back in from a day at work. The parrot takes one look at him and squawks:

*** "HI JOHNNY!!"

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Sep 13, 2021 05:27:59   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Another good one Pixie

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Sep 13, 2021 07:27:19   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen. She's taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$. The woman turns to the man at the front counter and asks,

* "Why is a bird this beautiful being sold for this little?"

The man looks up and says,

** "Oh, that bird was originally kept in a house of prostitution, and boy does he have a mouth!".

The woman takes the words to heart but buys the bird anyway. She buys it, and takes it home with her. She puts the bird in the living room. Suddenly the bird squawks,

*** "NEW HOUSE NEW MADAME!"

The woman is put off by this but she figures that in a few days the bird will get over it.

Her daughters come home from school and the bird speaks again,

*** "NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAME, NEW GIRLS!"

Again the woman is off put but she assures her kids that the bird will grow out of its old habits.

The woman's husband gets back in from a day at work. The parrot takes one look at him and squawks:

*** "HI JOHNNY!!"
A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing th... (show quote)



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Sep 14, 2021 13:24:43   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
Yep, dog house

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Sep 14, 2021 13:57:46   #
Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
 
Dog house only if she is ready to burn it down

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Sep 14, 2021 23:56:38   #
Katriniagirl Loc: Jensen Beach Florida
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen. She's taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$. The woman turns to the man at the front counter and asks,

* "Why is a bird this beautiful being sold for this little?"

The man looks up and says,

** "Oh, that bird was originally kept in a house of prostitution, and boy does he have a mouth!".

The woman takes the words to heart but buys the bird anyway. She buys it, and takes it home with her. She puts the bird in the living room. Suddenly the bird squawks,

*** "NEW HOUSE NEW MADAME!"

The woman is put off by this but she figures that in a few days the bird will get over it.

Her daughters come home from school and the bird speaks again,

*** "NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAME, NEW GIRLS!"

Again the woman is off put but she assures her kids that the bird will grow out of its old habits.

The woman's husband gets back in from a day at work. The parrot takes one look at him and squawks:

*** "HI JOHNNY!!"
A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing th... (show quote)



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