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Jul 23, 2021 14:45:46   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
bb retired and became very bored.
so he decided to open a medical clinic.
he put up a sign that said "all treatments $ 500.
if not immediately cured,you receive $1OOO.

now CDB decided he would show this imposter up.
he figured the old geezer knew nothing about medicine.
so CDB goes to old Dr bb's Clinic.


CDB--
"Dr bb,i have lost all taste in my mouth,can you help me?"
DR bb
"nurse bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patients mouth"
CDB
Aaaagh,thats gasoline"
Dr bb
"congratulations,you have recovered your taste.#500 please.
CDB is furious but pays up.
he figures he can get his money back ,so he returns to the clinic in a few days.
CDB--
:ive lost my memory,i cant remember anything.can you help me?'
Dr bb
nurse bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patients mouth"
CDB--
"oh no you don't,thats gasoline"
Dr bb
"congratulations you have recovered your memory.@500 please
CDB was beside himself but he paid up.
having been out $1000,he returned a week later.
CDB--
"My eyes are so week I can hardly see,can you help me?"
Dr bb
Im really sorry son,but I cant help you ,heres your @1000.
CDB
:hey this is only $500.
DR bb
: congratulations you have recovered your eye sight.$500 please


now just because you are" young'
you really cant outsmart an old geezer

dedicated to CDB

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Jul 23, 2021 15:18:56   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
Well that like playing the lottery, 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Jul 23, 2021 15:30:57   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
bb retired and became very bored.
so he decided to open a medical clinic.
he put up a sign that said "all treatments $ 500.
if not immediately cured,you receive $1OOO.

now CDB decided he would show this imposter up.
he figured the old geezer knew nothing about medicine.
so CDB goes to old Dr bb's Clinic.


CDB--
"Dr bb,i have lost all taste in my mouth,can you help me?"
DR bb
"nurse bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patients mouth"
CDB
Aaaagh,thats gasoline"
Dr bb
"congratulations,you have recovered your taste.#500 please.
CDB is furious but pays up.
he figures he can get his money back ,so he returns to the clinic in a few days.
CDB--
:ive lost my memory,i cant remember anything.can you help me?'
Dr bb
nurse bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patients mouth"
CDB--
"oh no you don't,thats gasoline"
Dr bb
"congratulations you have recovered your memory.@500 please
CDB was beside himself but he paid up.
having been out $1000,he returned a week later.
CDB--
"My eyes are so week I can hardly see,can you help me?"
Dr bb
Im really sorry son,but I cant help you ,heres your @1000.
CDB
:hey this is only $500.
DR bb
: congratulations you have recovered your eye sight.$500 please


now just because you are" young'
you really cant outsmart an old geezer

dedicated to CDB
bb retired and became very bored. br so he decided... (show quote)



That is a lot of bus for the young man.

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Jul 23, 2021 17:41:53   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
That is a lot of bus for the young man.


if you stand in front of the bus
it's a possibility to get thrown under it

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Jul 23, 2021 17:46:32   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
if you stand in front of the bus
it's a possibility to get thrown under it


LOL glad I got promoted to driver the other day.

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Jul 23, 2021 17:55:18   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
LOL glad I got promoted to driver the other day.


and you're doin a good job


SO FAR

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Jul 23, 2021 17:59:36   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
and you're doin a good job


SO FAR


Yeah getting fired or laid off will sting.

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Jul 23, 2021 18:27:12   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
You continue to Amaze young man,,,,,,,,,

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Jul 23, 2021 19:00:46   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
That'll teach CDB

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Jul 23, 2021 19:11:52   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
dbed wrote:
That'll teach CDB


Time will tell.

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Jul 24, 2021 11:43:22   #
Big A Loc: Gilbert, Arizona
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Yeah getting fired or laid off will sting.


Careful, Oz ! If you're not driving the bus, you could find yourself under it with the rest of us !

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