the biggest lie I tell myself is;i don't have to write that down Ill remember it
wouldn't it be great if we could get in dryer and come out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller?
last year I joined a support group for procastinators
we haven't met yet
I don't trip over things,i do random gravity checks
I don't need anger management,i need for people to stop making me angry
old age is coming at a bad time
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change ,the things I can,and the friends to bail me out when I finally snap
my people skills are good,its the tolerance for idiots that needs work
teach your daughter to shoot a gun.because a restraining order is only a piece of paper
if GOD had wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees
my grandkids text me pliz which is shorter than please.
I text back no which is shorter than yes
I am retiring and am going to live off my savings.
dunno what I will do next week
even duct tape wont fix stupid.but it will muffle the sound
why should I press 1 for English?
they are just going to put me on with someone I cant understand anyway
I talk to myself--I need expert advice
oops!!!did I roll my eyes out loud?
at my age getting lucky means walking into a room and
remembering why I walked in there
chocolate comes from a tree which is a plant,which means chocolate is salad
artificial intelligence cant beat natural stupidity
have I told you this before?
or was it you telling me??
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