Graywulff wrote:
Tiny's Tavern?????
I think we know who taught him now.
FourchonLa. wrote:
Before and after. My buddies.
good pic of you Four
luv the tire tracks on your shirt
notice the firm lines of the tracks
that Oz is one heckuva driver
FourchonLa. wrote:
I stand corrected
you did notice how quickly Oz came back with 'OVER'??
damn he's good
FourchonLa. wrote:
That’s a later model. His first one had square wheels.
square wheels
but automatic transmission
badbobby wrote:
set the traps guys
the rat is back
You weren't gone long enough to be "back', ya' Squidly Ol' Rat.
FourchonLa. wrote:
I think we know who taught him now.
that wulffy could drive anything on wheels
BadFisherman wrote:
You weren't gone long enough to be "back', ya' Squidly Ol' Rat.
ain't even been gone BF
been holdin up your end too
now quitchur hidin
badbobby wrote:
1--my mother taught me to appreciate a job well done
"if you are going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaning
2--mother taught me religion
"you better pray that comes out of that carpet"
3--mother taught me time travel
"if you don't straighten up Im gonna knock you into the middle of next week"
4--mother taught me logic
"because I said so that's why"
5 mother taught me more logic
"if you fall outta that swing and break your neck you cant go with me"
6--mother taught me foresight
"make sure you have on clean underwear in case you have an accident"
7--mother taught me irony
"keep up that cryin and Ill give you something to cry about"
8--mother taught me osmosis
"shut your mouth and eat your supper"
9--mother taught me tortionism
"will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
10--mother taught me stamina
"you will sit there until all that spinach is gone"
11--mother taught me about weather
"your room looks like a tornado hit it"
12--mother taught me hypocrisy
"if I told you once I told you a million times,dont exaggerate"
13--mother taught me about the circle of life
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out"
14--mother taught me behavior modification
"stop acting like your father"
15
--mother taught me about anticipation
'just you wait till I get you home!!"
16--mother taught me about envy
"there are millions of unfortunate children in this world that don't have wonderful parents like you do"
17--mother taught me about receiving
"you are gonna get it when I get you home"
18--mother taught me medical science
"if you don't quit crossing your eyes they might get stuck that way"
19
mother taught me esp
"put on a sweater,dont you think I know when you are cold?"
20--mother taught me humor
"if that lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come runnin to me"
21--mother taught me how to become an adult
"if you don't eat your vegetables you will never grow up"
22--mother taught me genetics
"you are just like your father"
23--mother taught me about my roots
"shut that door were you born in a barn?"
24--mother taught me wisdom
"when you get to be my age then you will know what I know"
25-- mother taught me justice
"one day you will have children and I hope they are just as disobedient as you"
MOTHERS YOU GOTTA LOVE EM
1--my mother taught me to appreciate a job well do... (
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Number 10 ? Spinach was not a problem - LIVER was ! Was told I couldn't leave the table until my
dinner was done ! Stayed there all
night (slept with my head on my crossed arms on the table) - next morning, was told to go to bed and that I wouldn't be getting anything else until the liver was gone ! By morning of the second day, he
gave up and tossed it out ! My battle cry ? - "Deliver me from de liver !"
(Still can't stomach the smell !)
For me, #15 was - 'Just wait until
your father gets home !' - That was
my cue to make myself scarce for
a few days until they cooled down
a bit !
As for #25, I didn't worry about
that much, as I found out I couldn't have any, so I guess I dodged that bullet !
When there was something on my plate that I didn't want to eat, Mom always told me about the starving kids in (whatever country you want to fill in this blank with) who'd love to have it!
...It didn't go over well when I replied that they were welcome to mine! Not well at all!
Barnacles wrote:
When there was something on my plate that I didn't want to eat, Mom always told me about the starving kids in (whatever country you want to fill in this blank with) who'd love to have it!
...It didn't go over well when I replied that they were welcome to mine! Not well at all!
Parents ! No sense of humor !
After the two liver incidents mentioned in earlier posts, any
time I'd walk into the house from
work or play and smell it cooking,
I'd turn right around and head to
the diner down the street for
a burger and fries ! - "See ya ! I'll be back after you've cleared that
stench from the house !"
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