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Jul 23, 2021 18:15:03   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
I stand corrected


Only bus in the world with a see through bottom.

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Jul 23, 2021 18:18:36   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
He invented the drive-by.


The original drive by !

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Jul 23, 2021 18:21:48   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Only bus in the world with a see through bottom.


Like the glass bottom boats in Cypress Gardens Florida. Let’s hope he doesn’t start driving a duck-boat.

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Jul 23, 2021 18:21:51   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
I also believe Sir BB invented Reverse on the said Bus,,

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Jul 23, 2021 18:23:29   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
I also believe Sir BB invented Reverse on the said Bus,,


I believe you're onto something

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Jul 23, 2021 18:24:12   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Like the glass bottom boats in Cypress Gardens Florida. Let’s hope he doesn’t start driving a duck-boat.


Last thing the duck boats need after a few years back.

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Jul 23, 2021 18:26:32   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
The original drive by !


This is how it started.



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Jul 23, 2021 18:27:54   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
This is how it started.


Power bowling 🎳

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Jul 23, 2021 18:28:22   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Was that bb driving back in the day?

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Jul 23, 2021 18:31:00   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Was that bb driving back in the day?


That’s a later model. His first one had square wheels.

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Jul 23, 2021 18:36:14   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
That’s a later model. His first one had square wheels.


Hope they were not in sync

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Jul 23, 2021 19:19:47   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
1--my mother taught me to appreciate a job well done
"if you are going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaning
2--mother taught me religion
"you better pray that comes out of that carpet"
3--mother taught me time travel
"if you don't straighten up Im gonna knock you into the middle of next week"
4--mother taught me logic
"because I said so that's why"
5 mother taught me more logic
"if you fall outta that swing and break your neck you cant go with me"
6--mother taught me foresight
"make sure you have on clean underwear in case you have an accident"
7--mother taught me irony
"keep up that cryin and Ill give you something to cry about"
8--mother taught me osmosis
"shut your mouth and eat your supper"
9--mother taught me tortionism
"will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
10--mother taught me stamina
"you will sit there until all that spinach is gone"
11--mother taught me about weather
"your room looks like a tornado hit it"
12--mother taught me hypocrisy
"if I told you once I told you a million times,dont exaggerate"
13--mother taught me about the circle of life
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out"
14--mother taught me behavior modification
"stop acting like your father"
15
--mother taught me about anticipation
'just you wait till I get you home!!"
16--mother taught me about envy
"there are millions of unfortunate children in this world that don't have wonderful parents like you do"
17--mother taught me about receiving
"you are gonna get it when I get you home"
18--mother taught me medical science
"if you don't quit crossing your eyes they might get stuck that way"
19
mother taught me esp
"put on a sweater,dont you think I know when you are cold?"
20--mother taught me humor
"if that lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come runnin to me"
21--mother taught me how to become an adult
"if you don't eat your vegetables you will never grow up"
22--mother taught me genetics
"you are just like your father"
23--mother taught me about my roots
"shut that door were you born in a barn?"
24--mother taught me wisdom
"when you get to be my age then you will know what I know"
25-- mother taught me justice
"one day you will have children and I hope they are just as disobedient as you"

MOTHERS YOU GOTTA LOVE EM
1--my mother taught me to appreciate a job well do... (show quote)

Another one stolen from me, eh, Ol' Feller

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Jul 23, 2021 21:31:25   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Ouch! I believe I have heard just about every one of those. Just Sayin...RJS

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Jul 23, 2021 22:32:21   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Ouch! I believe I have heard just about every one of those. Just Sayin...RJS

Yeah, maybe so. But, BB's delivery is classic.

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Jul 24, 2021 07:57:33   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Who taught you how too drive a bus?
Four and I would like to know!!
Tiny's Tavern?????



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