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Jul 23, 2021 14:34:30   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
1--my mother taught me to appreciate a job well done
"if you are going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaning
2--mother taught me religion
"you better pray that comes out of that carpet"
3--mother taught me time travel
"if you don't straighten up Im gonna knock you into the middle of next week"
4--mother taught me logic
"because I said so that's why"
5 mother taught me more logic
"if you fall outta that swing and break your neck you cant go with me"
6--mother taught me foresight
"make sure you have on clean underwear in case you have an accident"
7--mother taught me irony
"keep up that cryin and Ill give you something to cry about"
8--mother taught me osmosis
"shut your mouth and eat your supper"
9--mother taught me tortionism
"will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
10--mother taught me stamina
"you will sit there until all that spinach is gone"
11--mother taught me about weather
"your room looks like a tornado hit it"
12--mother taught me hypocrisy
"if I told you once I told you a million times,dont exaggerate"
13--mother taught me about the circle of life
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out"
14--mother taught me behavior modification
"stop acting like your father"
15
--mother taught me about anticipation
'just you wait till I get you home!!"
16--mother taught me about envy
"there are millions of unfortunate children in this world that don't have wonderful parents like you do"
17--mother taught me about receiving
"you are gonna get it when I get you home"
18--mother taught me medical science
"if you don't quit crossing your eyes they might get stuck that way"
19
mother taught me esp
"put on a sweater,dont you think I know when you are cold?"
20--mother taught me humor
"if that lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come runnin to me"
21--mother taught me how to become an adult
"if you don't eat your vegetables you will never grow up"
22--mother taught me genetics
"you are just like your father"
23--mother taught me about my roots
"shut that door were you born in a barn?"
24--mother taught me wisdom
"when you get to be my age then you will know what I know"
25-- mother taught me justice
"one day you will have children and I hope they are just as disobedient as you"

MOTHERS YOU GOTTA LOVE EM

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Jul 23, 2021 14:44:36   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Great

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Jul 23, 2021 15:26:14   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
1--my mother taught me to appreciate a job well done
"if you are going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaning
2--mother taught me religion
"you better pray that comes out of that carpet"
3--mother taught me time travel
"if you don't straighten up Im gonna knock you into the middle of next week"
4--mother taught me logic
"because I said so that's why"
5 mother taught me more logic
"if you fall outta that swing and break your neck you cant go with me"
6--mother taught me foresight
"make sure you have on clean underwear in case you have an accident"
7--mother taught me irony
"keep up that cryin and Ill give you something to cry about"
8--mother taught me osmosis
"shut your mouth and eat your supper"
9--mother taught me tortionism
"will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
10--mother taught me stamina
"you will sit there until all that spinach is gone"
11--mother taught me about weather
"your room looks like a tornado hit it"
12--mother taught me hypocrisy
"if I told you once I told you a million times,dont exaggerate"
13--mother taught me about the circle of life
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out"
14--mother taught me behavior modification
"stop acting like your father"
15
--mother taught me about anticipation
'just you wait till I get you home!!"
16--mother taught me about envy
"there are millions of unfortunate children in this world that don't have wonderful parents like you do"
17--mother taught me about receiving
"you are gonna get it when I get you home"
18--mother taught me medical science
"if you don't quit crossing your eyes they might get stuck that way"
19
mother taught me esp
"put on a sweater,dont you think I know when you are cold?"
20--mother taught me humor
"if that lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come runnin to me"
21--mother taught me how to become an adult
"if you don't eat your vegetables you will never grow up"
22--mother taught me genetics
"you are just like your father"
23--mother taught me about my roots
"shut that door were you born in a barn?"
24--mother taught me wisdom
"when you get to be my age then you will know what I know"
25-- mother taught me justice
"one day you will have children and I hope they are just as disobedient as you"

MOTHERS YOU GOTTA LOVE EM
1--my mother taught me to appreciate a job well do... (show quote)



Who taught you how too drive a bus?
Four and I would like to know!!

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Jul 23, 2021 17:43:23   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Who taught you how too drive a bus?
Four and I would like to know!!


why would you ask that?
you are my bus driver
I just point out the victim

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Jul 23, 2021 17:45:37   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
why would you ask that?
you are my bus driver
I just point out the victim


The cat’s out of the bag.

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Jul 23, 2021 17:47:45   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
why would you ask that?
you are my bus driver
I just point out the victim


I had too learn from someone.

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Jul 23, 2021 17:48:59   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
The cat’s out of the bag.


He got me a day or so ago, sorry I don't want be disrespectful.

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Jul 23, 2021 17:53:28   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
He got me a day or so ago, sorry I don't want be disrespectful.


just don't take too many U turns Oz
wears the tread out

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Jul 23, 2021 17:58:44   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
just don't take too many U turns Oz
wears the tread out


Just back and forth.

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Jul 23, 2021 18:00:41   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
EasternOZ wrote:
He got me a day or so ago, sorry I don't want be disrespectful.


Before and after. My buddies.





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Jul 23, 2021 18:02:27   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Before and after. My buddies.


Yep

Only a matter of time and I will not be driving.

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Jul 23, 2021 18:03:07   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Just a matter of time for me.

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Jul 23, 2021 18:07:19   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
EasternOZ wrote:
He got me a day or so ago, sorry I don't want be disrespectful.


He invented the drive-by.

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Jul 23, 2021 18:08:04   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
He invented the drive-by.


Over

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Jul 23, 2021 18:11:03   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Over


I stand corrected

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