Billy was fishing with Doyle when he asked Doyle how he wanted to go, Doyle said, 'I want to go out in the blaze of glory.' Billy said, 'Yeah, I want my funeral to be my last party, Just like the parties I enjoy right now.' Doyle said, 'I don't think they let strippers come to funerals.'
Billy Looked at Doyle and said, 'What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop!' Doyle looked at Billy and said, 'That's Dumb.'
A woman was getting on the bus when the bus driver called her baby ugly she went straight to the back and sat down beside Billy and told him that the driver insulted her, Billy looks at her and says, 'You go right up there and tell him off I'll hold you monkey for you.'
Billy learned from Doyle that whiskey is beneficial, so he drinks one shot before bed, Evangaline wanted him to stop this so she brought a cup of water, a cup of whiskey, and his tackle box, She sat Billy down and put a worm in the water it swam around and enjoyed it's self, Then she put one in the whiskey and it thrashed around violently and then died. she said, 'You see, This stuffs no good for you! and quite frankly I don't think Doyle as a friend is either.' Billy thought for a moment and said, 'No, The stuffs keeping me from getting worms!'
Billy went to Texas on Vacation he went to a hotel and the bellhop showed him his room and he was amazed at how big the bed was the bellhop said, 'Everything is bigger in Texas.' He then went to the restraunt and ordered a drink and was amazed at how big the drink was and the bellhop answered him with the same thing as before, then Billy asked where the restroom was and was told the third door on the right, but the bellhop was new and was mistaken, it turned out that this particular door led to the pool, So Billy not knowing any better went running in there and fell into the pool and come up out of the water flailing his arms and screaming, 'Don't Flush!'
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Billy was fishing with Doyle when he asked Doyle h... (
far be it from moi
to deliberately hurt your feelins CDB
but as a stand up comedian
you're gonna make a fine Marine
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