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Farmer Johnny & Barbie
Jul 20, 2021 22:47:50   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Farmer Johnny & Barbie just got married after staying "good" for a very long engagement period.

Both were super "hot to trot".

They came up with a plan with a signal. When Johnny was out working in the farm fields, if he got one of those urges, he would shoot his gun and Barbie would hear it and come out to where ever he was and service him.

Johnny said this worked great!

Then hunting season came, and he hasn't seen her since.

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Jul 20, 2021 23:19:47   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Omg too funny

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Jul 20, 2021 23:36:44   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
 
Poor Johnny he canโ€™nt catch a break๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฃ๐ŸŽฃ๐ŸŽฃ๐ŸŽฃ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…

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Jul 21, 2021 06:36:59   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Suddenly, I'm lookin forward to hintin season.. gotta get my gun off! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ

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Jul 21, 2021 08:35:12   #
Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas
 
Iโ€™m with Doug, Iโ€™m really looking forward to hunting season for that very same reason, got to get my gun off too.

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Jul 21, 2021 20:29:51   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Farmer Johnny & Barbie just got married after staying "good" for a very long engagement period.

Both were super "hot to trot".

They came up with a plan with a signal. When Johnny was out working in the farm fields, if he got one of those urges, he would shoot his gun and Barbie would hear it and come out to where ever he was and service him.

Johnny said this worked great!

Then hunting season came, and he hasn't seen her since.

I believe when hunting season starts, Iโ€™ll just setup Camp on Johnnyโ€™s porch. That way Barbie wonโ€™t be too tired.

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