Farmer Johnny & Barbie just got married after staying "good" for a very long engagement period.
Both were super "hot to trot".
They came up with a plan with a signal. When Johnny was out working in the farm fields, if he got one of those urges, he would shoot his gun and Barbie would hear it and come out to where ever he was and service him.
Johnny said this worked great!
Then hunting season came, and he hasn't seen her since.
I believe when hunting season starts, I’ll just setup Camp on Johnny’s porch. That way Barbie won’t be too tired.