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Jul 19, 2021 11:09:03   #
D Tong Loc: San Francisco,Ca
 
So these Gorillas are swinging through the trees and come up on a ruckus 🙏 before they could stop it the damage was done 😩 Tarzan had been beaten pretty bad by a Lion 🦁 he lost a Arm a Eye and his little Willy 😩😩 not knowing the anatomy of a human they gave him a Arm of a Gorilla a Eye of a Eagle but wasn’t sure about his little willy so they gave him a trunk of a baby Elephant 👍 a few months go by and the Gorillas 🦍 see Tarzan and ask him about his new parts 🙏 Tarzan say Arm strong 💪 Eye 👁 good see far BUT Tarzan not crazy about little Willy😩 every time Tarzan go outside little Willy stuff weeds up Tarzan BUTT😂😂😂🤪😜

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Jul 19, 2021 11:38:45   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
D Tong wrote:
So these Gorillas are swinging through the trees and come up on a ruckus 🙏 before they could stop it the damage was done 😩 Tarzan had been beaten pretty bad by a Lion 🦁 he lost a Arm a Eye and his little Willy 😩😩 not knowing the anatomy of a human they gave him a Arm of a Gorilla a Eye of a Eagle but wasn’t sure about his little willy so they gave him a trunk of a baby Elephant 👍 a few months go by and the Gorillas 🦍 see Tarzan and ask him about his new parts 🙏 Tarzan say Arm strong 💪 Eye 👁 good see far BUT Tarzan not crazy about little Willy😩 every time Tarzan go outside little Willy stuff weeds up Tarzan BUTT😂😂😂🤪😜
So these Gorillas are swinging through the trees a... (show quote)


That is a newbie to me, but I have led a sheltered life.

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Jul 19, 2021 13:15:50   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Houston TX
 
The derivation of this story comes from the joke, "How the cow ate the cabbage~!" Which came from the story of a small circus was traveling through small towns in Texas. They had one elephant and it escaped. It was spotted by a farmer's wife who had never seen an elephant before and when the elephant was in her garden eating all her vegetables, she called the local police and reported the animal. When asked what it was, she said I don't know but it looks like an enormous cow, and when asked what it was doing, she said, "you would not believe it if I told you"! Thus came the saying, "How the cow ate the cabbage!" Just Sayin...RJS

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Jul 19, 2021 14:08:05   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Oh my. Everyone together...grone

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Jul 20, 2021 08:15:27   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
Grone!!

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Jul 20, 2021 12:32:26   #
Jerseydevil55 Loc: South Jersey beach
 
Gorilla joke is old! Groan er

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Jul 20, 2021 12:49:10   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
That is a newbie to me, but I have led a sheltered life.


you need to get out more fly
there's a whole world out there
as for rhe joke----
duhhhh

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