BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

"Dad, are bugs good to eat?" asked his son. "Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table," his father replied. After dinner the father inquired, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy said. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."

A Texan buys a round of drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just gave birth to their first child "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 24 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, along with many exclamations of "Wow!" Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "18 pounds." The bartender, puzzled and concerned, asks, "Why? What happened? He already weighed 24 pounds at birth." The Texas father takes a slow swig from his longneck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

An older father living alone in the country wanted to plant his pepper garden, but the ground was too hard and he was too old to do the work. His only son who use to help him was in prison for robbing a bank. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation: "Dear Jake, I've been very depressed lately because it looks like I won't be able to plant my peppers this year. You know how much your mother loved planting peppers this time of year, but I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would have been over. I know you would have been happy to dig the plot for me." Love, Dad.

A few days later he received a letter from his son: "Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the MONEY!" Love, Jake. At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area looking for said money. They apologized to the old man after not finding anything and left.

The next day the old man received another letter from his son. "Dear Dad, Happy Fathers Day! Go ahead and plant your peppers now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances." Love, Jake.

Kayakfishing Loc: Crystal river fl

😃 good laugh

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

Love a good laugh
Thank you
Andy
Have a Father's day

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

With that Texan baby joke, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Just Sayin....RJS

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

Thanks BF. Always great to start the day with a laugh. 😂

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Good ones BF.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Thanks for the comments, guys.