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Jun 20, 2021 11:24:15   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction.
Wev'e heard of people having guts or balls,but do you know the difference???
In an effort to keep you Stagers informed,the definitions are listed below.

"Guts "is arriving home after a late night out with the boys
and being met at the door by your wife with her broom,
and having the guts to say"are you still cleaning or flying somewhere"?

"Balls"is coming home after a night out with the boys
smelling of perfume and beer ,and lipstick on your collar
,
slapping your wife on the butt and saying"You are next chubby"

There are two outcomes of the previous instances.both
could result in hospital bills or even death.


I hope I have cleared up any misconceptions you have .
no no
don't thank me

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Jun 20, 2021 11:28:12   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction.
Wev'e heard of people having guts or balls,but do you know the difference???
In an effort to keep you Stagers informed,the definitions are listed below.

"Guts "is arriving home after a late night out with the boys
and being met at the door by your wife with her broom,
and having the guts to say"are you still cleaning or flying somewhere"?

"Balls"is coming home after a night out with the boys
smelling of perfume and beer ,and lipstick on your collar
,
slapping your wife on the butt and saying"You are next chubby"

There are two outcomes of the previous instances.both
could result in hospital bills or even death.


I hope I have cleared up any misconceptions you have .
no no
don't thank me
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction. br ... (show quote)

Cleared that right up, thanks Bb

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Jun 20, 2021 11:46:17   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
badbobby wrote:
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction.
Wev'e heard of people having guts or balls,but do you know the difference???
In an effort to keep you Stagers informed,the definitions are listed below.

"Guts "is arriving home after a late night out with the boys
and being met at the door by your wife with her broom,
and having the guts to say"are you still cleaning or flying somewhere"?

"Balls"is coming home after a night out with the boys
smelling of perfume and beer ,and lipstick on your collar
,
slapping your wife on the butt and saying"You are next chubby"

There are two outcomes of the previous instances.both
could result in hospital bills or even death.


I hope I have cleared up any misconceptions you have .
no no
don't thank me
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction. br ... (show quote)


I would say that both of those fall under the category of " You can't cure stupid."
Guess he'll be complainin bout his alimony payments next.

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Jun 20, 2021 12:46:56   #
Papa-D Loc: Little R, SC
 
Lol
“Happy Father’s Day”
🌴😎🌴

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Jun 20, 2021 13:50:26   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction.
Wev'e heard of people having guts or balls,but do you know the difference???
In an effort to keep you Stagers informed,the definitions are listed below.

"Guts "is arriving home after a late night out with the boys
and being met at the door by your wife with her broom,
and having the guts to say"are you still cleaning or flying somewhere"?

"Balls"is coming home after a night out with the boys
smelling of perfume and beer ,and lipstick on your collar
,
slapping your wife on the butt and saying"You are next chubby"

There are two outcomes of the previous instances.both
could result in hospital bills or even death.


I hope I have cleared up any misconceptions you have .
no no
don't thank me
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction. br ... (show quote)


Must have been talking about CGB, that is if you read his post from yesterday.


https://www.fishingstage.com/t-38327-1.html

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Jun 21, 2021 08:10:27   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Yeeeep that would get about the same reaction. A big toe to the groin would be a pleasure compared to the results of these😒😒

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Jun 21, 2021 08:16:55   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
badbobby wrote:
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction.
Wev'e heard of people having guts or balls,but do you know the difference???
In an effort to keep you Stagers informed,the definitions are listed below.

"Guts "is arriving home after a late night out with the boys
and being met at the door by your wife with her broom,
and having the guts to say"are you still cleaning or flying somewhere"?

"Balls"is coming home after a night out with the boys
smelling of perfume and beer ,and lipstick on your collar
,
slapping your wife on the butt and saying"You are next chubby"

There are two outcomes of the previous instances.both
could result in hospital bills or even death.


I hope I have cleared up any misconceptions you have .
no no
don't thank me
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction. br ... (show quote)


Thanks for the clarification BB. Apparently I don’t have either one. 🤪🤣

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Jun 21, 2021 11:23:35   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
Thanks for the clarification BB. Apparently I don’t have either one. 🤪🤣


Frequently people with more brains/ common sense are accused of havin no guts or balls.
When you KNOW that if you say what you want to it's just gonna cause a problem or hard feelins, then WHY say it?
I choose to take the higher road and figger if I can't say something nice about someone I'll just keep my mouth shut... at least most of the time. I probly don't always succeed.

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Jun 21, 2021 11:40:56   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
It seems like the "key ingredient" in both scenarios, was:"...a night out with the boys..." I've always heard, that "If ya wanna dance, you've gotta pay the Piper." ... A Korean War Veteran friend of mine (Co-worker), from several years ago, used to have a "ball-cap" that suited his "track-record"... It said: "Instant A$$HOLE, just add Alcohol"!

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Jun 21, 2021 11:50:59   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Able Man wrote:
It seems like the "key ingredient" in both scenarios, was:"...a night out with the boys..." I've always heard, that "If ya wanna dance, you've gotta pay the Piper." ... A Korean War Veteran friend of mine (Co-worker), from several years ago, used to have a "ball-cap" that suited his "track-record"... It said: "Instant A$$HOLE, just add Alcohol"!


Yep, I've known a few people who should wear that hat.
Some people are just mean, belligerent drunks that can't seem to hold/handle their liquor.

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Jun 21, 2021 14:50:41   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
Thanks for the clarification BB. Apparently I don’t have either one. 🤪🤣


only cause you're wiser than some of us

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Jun 21, 2021 14:52:25   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
saw1 wrote:
Yep, I've known a few people who should wear that hat.
Some people are just mean, belligerent drunks that can't seem to hold/handle their liquor.


I can too!!!

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